Enjoy~

Okay, well in this story you are like Homicidal Lui and Deathpool. Split personality's. It is just part of your magic.

This, is your second personality she can only think, and sometimes help with spells.

This is your normal personality. She is YOU. Normal You.

You sat in a boat, rocking back and forth.

Back

Forth

Back

Forth

You were REALLY bored. You were just on some sort of Island. And well, you were bored. You continued to rock back and forth on a little row boat. The wind trying its best to tip you. Nu uh not going to happen. You told your self. YEAH!!! WE GOING TO LIVE!!! :D Yeah, yeah.

"row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream! Merry Merry life is but a dream." You sang to your self. You were a really...odd... mage. You could drive people insane. You were simply just a really rare, odd, unusual, Sanity Mage. You do not belong to a guild. nor will you ever, belong to one You HATE guilds. Their so...... cage like. Trapping you in one place. Like our Sanity!! What do you do when you want to go some were else?? DREAM! Anyways, so you were traveling around Earth Land. You loved the view, not the people. Some guy name Cobra tried to kill you. How rude!! You sighed, laying down in the small boat.

"What am I doing alone?" But your not alone, You have ME! :D Your second personality-which you had named Sane, but she is insane, don't let the name fool you- said...er said in your head.

"but your in my mind.... why am I talk to you anyways Sane?" Because...Your my best friend, best of all best friends, do you want me as a best friend too? You tickle in my tummy, your so yummy, yummy, do you want me as a best friend too? You groaned as Sane sang that SAME ANNOYING SONG FOR HOURS!!

"OI, SHUT UP!" you yelled. Sane fell quiet. You sighed, then as you sat up you saw a boat. a....BIG boat. With some sort of fairy on it...(I wonder who it is.... and no not Tener Island. This is after all that stuff, in my other stories I got bored of following the story line, so, this is after the 7 dragon battle and all that stuff :D and FT is just going on a Cruise) Some one was leaning over the edge, leaving a trail of their lunch in the water. Yuck-y! Sane said. You nodded in agreement. As your boat neared the larger one, you saw a man he had on a mask and a dark blue shirt with grey outlines, he had steel blue robes and a belt with the same fairy on it. He had furry purple feather things on his head.. he had 5 dolls surrounding him, one was EXTREMELY happy. Another, looked VERY mad, one looked frustrated, one looked depressed and the last one surprised. Your boat was well hidden under the craft. You just prayed you didn't end up UNDER the upchucking man. Ooh, I know their names Y/n!! Sane said. Oh what are their names? You asked her in your head, not want to get caught, The happy one is Pappa, the depressed one Peppe, the frustrated one is Pippi, the angry one is Poppo, and the surprised one is Puppu. She explained. You were taken back. She sure did figure that out quickly. Wow. You answered. Yeah, and I think I'm already seeing a ship in between you and him :D!! She cheered, you coughed, screaming.

"WHAT??????" the noise from the ship disappeared. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!! New friends!!!! Yay! :D You argued with her, no use. You saw the same man lean over the railing, you pressed your self flat against the side of your boat.

"I don't see anything, sides from a row boat. Right babies?"

"Right! Right!" His dolls cheered. Pappa flew around his head, while the rest circled behind him, flying in almost random directions. Oooh, lets talk to him!! SHHH NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOPE. You said, shaking your head. Sane giggled in your head, you began to freak out, one second you were standing on a boat... the next you were face to face with a SHARK!?

"AHHH! SANE SAVE ME!!!" SHARK SHARK SHARK RUN!! SWIM!!! DO SOMTHING WE WILL BOTH DIE D: You screamed, swimming for your life.

"SHARKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You screamed. The shark reached your foot. You kicked it away.

"SANITY STRIP!!!!" You yelled out of desperation, a slightly odd looking version of you came out, touching the shark on the head, then she disappeared. The shark dove under the water, thrashing about. It bit it's tail then swam away.

"...." you watched it under the clear water. "..." CHOMP!

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" You screamed and was pulled under water, the insane version of you looked at you under water. You have h/c hair, pulled back in a braid, your e/c eyes stung from the salt water. You wore a f/c vest with a black long sleeved t-shirt underneath, you have black Yoga pants on and black combat boots. Sane, however, wore a white jacket (no not what you think) with a red t-shirt and vest set underneath, her hair wasn't as graceful as yours, instead came out in strands, almost straggly strands. Her pants were jeans and were ripped in random places. She wore no shoes. (._. reminded me of a abridged episode I watched, 'My wind armor walks into a bar, there were no counters'. )

She pointed to you, then up, then made breathing sounds. she disappeared into your mind again as you were pulled up by strong warm hands. Once above the water, you let out a wet cough, followed by a cute 'atchoo'.

"Well, well, well." A voice said. you recognized It as the man with the mask. "What do we have here, babies?" You looked up, he stared back.

"Hi." OOH CAN I SAY HI TOO?? hiiiii!!!!! :D SHHH! You listened to the conversations both in your head and out side of it.

"Who are you?" A tall menacing man with striking blonde hair and blue-green eyes asked. You giggled,

"Noooo one~" You teased. OOOH I LOVE THIS GAME! LETS PLAY HIDE'N'SEEK NEXT!! PLEASE??? :D Shut up Sane! The man looked down at you. With such a glare that it nearly made you scream.

"..." The man looked down at you, his lightning scar made him look even more menacing, like a shark. Speaking of shark....

"AHHHHHHH!!!" you screamed, seeing a sharp fin swimming towards the small life boat you guys were sitting on. You jumped out and took off swimming, (ever watched Hetalia? Well your swimming faster then Italy can run. And faster then Natsu.) You made it to the shore and kept running, WHAT IF IT CAN WALK ON LAND? CLIMB A TREE! QUICKLY!!!! D: Sane screamed. You scurried up a tree and sat in the leaves, hidden from plain sight.

"Nice goin' Metal head!" You say a pink haired boy say to a raven locked man.

"SHUT UP FLAME BRAIN! LIKE YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANY BETTER!" The man shouted back.

"I COULD HAVE!" The pink hair said.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" The blond man said. The guy in the mask kept staring at where you ran into the forest, lost in a trance.

Bickslow PoV

I stared at the area she ran off in. Dazed. Who was she? Why did she run? What was she doing by her self? Why is she so freaking cute? I asked my self.

"Bickslow." Evergreens voice tried to filter into my ears, but I couldn't hear her, well I could, but, I... didn't.

"BICKSLOW!!" She finally screamed in my ear.

"Ow, what?" I said, rubbing my ear.

"I asked you a question!!" She growled.

"Sorry," I began, my tongue slipping past my lips, "dazed out."

"I can see, now which team would you like to go with, Natsu, Gajeel, Erza, Lucy, Laxus, and Freed to find her, or Levy, Gray, Juvia, Wendy and Me?

"with Laxus, more dragon slayers." I said, we parted ways, searching.

YOur PoV

so, do you love him?

NO.

Do you want to see his bare chest?

NO.

Do you want him to kiss you?

NO.

Touch you?

NO.

Do you want to see him naked?

NO.

Do you want to have sex with him?

What- NO!

You don't know how this conversation got started, but it did. and now Sane was forcing you to think of sex stories with a guy who you don't even know the name of!

I'm sure it's Eric.

NO! THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE CORBA GUY YOU IDIOT!

Sane giggled in your head,

I know your lieing about the guy.

you blushed, yeah you sort of had a attraction to the man. WHO YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF! You could imagine it. How dumb. you sighed, suddenly feeling warm arms around you. you scream, kicking someone. He groans, falling out of the tree.

"No woman has treated me like that..." A red hair man said.

"Leo found her!" A blondie yelled. A group ran up, with the doll guy.

"AHA!" A pink haired guy said.

"SHHH!" a red head said. "I am Erza scarlet, that is Natsu, Gajeel, Bickslow, LAxus, Leo, and Freed." She pointed out.

"I'm Y/n...?" You said/questioned.

"I hope you know your name!" Lucy said. You nodded.

"I am Y/n! I am a sanity Mage!!! <3" YOu said, er, Sane made you.

"doesn't that mean you have split personalities?" You nodded at Freed's question.

"SANITY SPLIT!" you say, and then two of you-Sane and you- stood t here, giggling.

"THATS AWESOME BABIES!!"

"AWESOME AWESOME!" Bickslow and his babies cheered, you looked away, blushing.

"T-Thanks."

"YOu Looooooooooooove him!" You glared at Sane.

She giggled, going away. you smiled, sort of feeling awkward.

"haha, so..."

'Sorry for attacking you while i was playing shark!" Gajeel said suddenly.

"EH?!?!?!!?" You shouted.

"IT WAS YOU???" You asked. he nodded. You were about to hit him when Natsu stepped in.

"I saved you!"

"NO IT WAS ME!"

'ME"

"ME!"

YOu sort of just backed away here... yeah...by.

You walked into the forest, cha-cha-ing as you walked. Swaying your hips back and forth to a song you and Sane were singing.

"Hello Daddy, hello Mom

I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb"

you sang with her. as you walked you tended to sway a little extra hard to the right and thrust your hips, Bickslow just happened to be watching....

Bickslow's PoV

I had a HUGE boner right now. Watching this girl-Y/n- sway her hips back and forth. Ohmygodiamsohornyrightnowthisissowrong! I thought. I blushed, when she knelt to the ground, her sexy a$$ being high in the air. Oh imagine it another way Babies.

"hehehe" they giggled. i shh'ed them

"I want you to

Scratch

Bite

Choke

Scream

let me make you f*cking cream,

I love you,

you love me,

i want you,

to f*ck me!" she sang. I began to have a major nosebleed, my babies laughing at me. she heard them and turned around glaring at me.

Normal PoV

OH MY GAWD! HE SAW US! HE WANTS TO F*CK US YES?? *///* :D Sane cheered. YOu blushed.

"What were you doing??" You asked him angerliy.

"ER, watching- i mean, walking through the forest." He replied, blushing under his mask.

"Right, welll.....toodles." You turn to walk, he brought you back against his chest.

"Stay."

So, depending on the votes and crap, is how i may continue. Byyy