Me: *is laughing to hard to start the intro*

"Stay" h whispered, his hot breath rolling down your cold neck, you shivered slightly, Oh my god be is so close. Both you and Sane said

euaaa I know that when tour reading this fanfiction your thinking it to!! Fan fiction? Oh nothing..

"Will you stay? I'll make it worth your time.." He Coes his hands sliding down your sides, stopping. Above tour waistband.

Holy shit... A-ahh

"I-i'll s-stay" you squeaked out. He smirked his breath hot in your neck as he leaned closer your face went red as he touched your lips

"I'll be glad to see you tonight.."

WARNING WARNING, BLOOD OVERFLOW WARNING WARNING * pirate voice* THERE SHE BLOWS!!!

in seconds your face was bright red and you where behind a bush having a very big nose bleed

"Whoa, are you okay? Y/n?"

Funny, did we tell him our name? I think so.... are you okay? Why do you care? Cause I'm Like Migi! You know the Parasyte? If you die, then i die to. Thats why, i don't wanna die! T.T Ohhhkayyyy

"Yep, Im fine, i think." you said and cleaned the left over accident from your face. He chuckled.

"I made you have a nose bleed, how funny! ain't that right babies!??" his little adorable ticci dolls showed them selves, spinning wildly.

"Right right!!" they cheered and spun around. you smiled slightly, they were so cute!

OMFG THEY ARE SO CUTE!! :D OH MEH GERD!!! Calm down Sane... geeze but they are cute..

"They are so ADORABLE!!" you screeched suddenly. SANE! What the heck!!?? YOu are not supposed to make me talk what is wrong with you?? NOTHING! I just wanted to speak to the man we loveeee. Love?? H-Hey we only have a small crush!! Oh yeah,, right... is that why your hearts pounding and your face is red, and your v- SHUT UP!!

"Uh, thanks, haha" he laughs you blush again then suddenly. Oh my god his laughter~ It's amazing!! Yes, Sane, it is... you think dreamily. suddenly there was a big crash.

Followed by a roar, a loiud roar

"GAJEEL, YOU FRIGGIN' METAL HEAD, I SWEAR, I'LL MURDER YOU! YOU METAL HEAD!"

"BRING IT ON FLAME BRAIN!"

"NATSU YOUR GONNA GET YOUR SELF KILLED

then there was a serious of flame, metal, and soon ice, lightning, and the sound of millions of swords flying around. You sweat dropped and Bickslow facepalmed.

"Our guild is a little wild huh?" he chuckled you nodded when all of a sudden [again] he pulls you to him, you blushed as you were pulled into his chest, his arms around you, his pelvic pressed against your lower stomach.

Ooooh imagine if we were nude!! Oh god I think i'd die of embarrassment! Yeah. but it is nice here... yeah..it is.. before you knew it you had your own arms around him. he smiled slightly and you felt his hands run though your hair. then Reality hit you.

WE JUST MET THIS BITCH NOW WE WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM AND HE IS HITTING ON US?

You would have slapped the shit out of him, but, well, it seems you liked it too much to move.

Woe to the republic.

Sane murmurs. you took a soft breath and smelled such a calming scent.. so calming and so amazing, before long you where swept away into the scent and found your self completely relaxed in his warm arms, safe and out of harms way.

GIRL YOU CALL ME CRAZY? LOOK THIS GUY COULD BE A FUCKING PLAY BOY TERRORIST GET AWAY FROM HIM I DON'T WANT TO LOOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A GUY WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T WIPE HIS OWN ASS!! WHATS HIS NAME AGAIN?? Bickslow.. WELL GET OUTTA BICKSLOWS WARM AND ODDLY COMFORTABLE ARMS! but they are so cozy AND WARM...and...soft,.. AND.AND...THATS IT!!

With that Sane forced a Sanity Split and as she grabbed you and ran off you looked back to see a surprised Bickslow, a look of pure saddness on his mouth, since you couldnt see his eyes.

-after sane dragged you hundreds of miles away

"SANE YOU BITCH! WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT???" you asked.

"I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!" she screams

"By ruining it?!?!?!" you scream she opened her mouth to say somthing, but you used your secondary magic- Neutron twister- and created a knife and shoved it in her ear. she sreams and disappears, you smiled and was about to relax till she reappeared

"And as i said BEFORE!!! i feel like i am the only one making a commitment in this realationship!!"

"Nonsence Sane, i carry around your fast ass!!"

"THATS IT, IM LEAVING!!!!!!!" she screams and starts walking away, you did the same, then you two forgot the main rule, the split has you two stay at least 30 feet within each other. so suddenly, both of you were sent against the ground.

"FUCK!!!" you both scream sitting 10 fit away from each other back to each other.

you didn't do any thing. just sit finnaly she gives up and hugs you.

"Im sowwy... but what if he doesn't wipe his ass? what if he is a terriosts? or a rapiest? a serial killer, oh oh oh oh or maybe even better, he is a mass murder who wants to kill all woman and rape their dead bodies then use their skin to make chairs and then eats the rest!" Sane says

"SANE.. WHERE THE HELL DID YOU MASTER THE ABILTY TO THINK LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING WIERDO!!? " you scream she shrugs her shoulders and laughs softly you shake your head as she goes back inside it. you lay on the ground whistling to your self, when suddenly

OH MY GOD LOOK LOOK LOOK HE IS SHIRTLESS LOOK LOOK EUAAAAAA <3 <3 Sane Screams you look up and see Bickslow in the waters you crawl to a bush and watch, his shirt was off and he was floating in the water, in only his boxers.

"Sane... I think he wipes his ass..." You breathed out when he stood and you got a nice view of his sexy butt.

OMG I WANT TO SLAP IT!! yeah.... it look so hard...... AND HE HAS ABBS ^-^ You and sane watched in joy and excitement as he walked out of the water and you could see every detail on his body, even under the know skin hugging tight boxers. You licked your lips and felt your self becoming excited over the sight.

oh....my...god... you and sane both looked at his boxers, which amusingly, had a rather large bulge now. you covered your nose having a major nose bleed.

Bickslow's pOv

I was rather sad when she ran off... I went to run after her and slipped and fell in mud. so I had to bathe. while in the water, I started thinking about her, thinking about running my hands down her body, grouping her breasts and feeling her every curve. While I was getting out I thought about her again, legs spread, her face flushed, her body dripping with sweat, her lips parted as she moaned my name.

KA-THOINK!

I looked down seeing my little buddy (more like big buddy wink wink ) exctremly excited.

"S-Shit!!" I cursed and hid my self, I sighed, my boxers were wet so I had to take them off, once they hit the ground I saw how excited my little (BIG) buddy was. I sigh shaking my head, only to see a huge red fountain of water/something else explode behind a bush. followed by a voice I instantly pin pointed as Sane.

Normal PoV

His boxers hit the ground, his large member exposed to you and sane. your nose exploded with blood as you had a major nose bleed and sane quickly departed from your head.

"AHHHHHH SHE IS GOING DOWN DROWNING IN OUR OWN BLOOD!" she jumps up and meets bickslows eyes, her eyes travled down his body and she goes stiff, her own nose exploding in blood. both you and her fell to the ground.

Bickslow's face was red. he now had his clothes back on and had thrown his boxers away, he thought of the only thing that would turn his little (huge im sure its huge) buddy off.

which just had to be imaging a bear clawing a tree shaped like a dick.

Bickslow walks over to were you and sane lay, using his wet boxers to clean up the blood then he disposed of them and sighs shaking his head, he watched as sane disappeared into your head, and he sat beside you pulling you onto his chest, waiting for you to wake up

-in your head

the blue sky was sparkling against the horizon.

"Yo ho-a-diggidy-dee! Being a pirate is alright with me! You are a pirate! Yo ho a diggidy dee being a pirate is damn right with me! I am a pirate! Sail the seas laddie!" Sane sings as she steers a large pirate ship. YOu on the other hand were sitting on a soft feather dragon.

"Oh to Narnia we blow Sane!!" You yell laughing, completely unaware you had passed out.

"Should we wake up soon?" Sane asks you shrugged then suddenly your peacfull dream melted away and you were in a room with a bed, you smiled and layed down on the bed, and suddenly you were chained up and Bickslow walked into the room.

"Whose first?"

-Reality

"Holy Shiz nigs!!" you yell as you wake up Bickslow looked down at you and you blushed deeply

"Im not gonna ask... oh fuck it!" he growl and slams his lips against yours, his hands gouping your butt. You squeak and you moaned softly as he rubs your back,

KA-THOINK!

you felt his buddy poke in between your thighs, hard as a rock. YOur face went red and his did to. Suddenly you huffed.

"Can I see your eyes?" he quickly shook his head

"Please? Please. please. please. please. please . please. please. please." He shakes his hewad again and you growl and forces his helment off and are met with the prettiest red/green/black or what ever color they are eyes. you gasp and smiles.

"They are amazing!" you coo and hug him. he blushes and looks away embarrassed. You took a second to realize why then you realized, when you sat up his buddy was perfectly placed in between your legs *wink wink*

God the sexual tension in between us and him is so high... WE HAVE TO BANG HIM! Sane screetches you blushed and moaned as he gripped your hips and thrusted up

"bickslow??" Freed asked peering around the trees. You blushed and made quick work to climb up a near by tree.

Your wet xD s-shut up sane!! Techiniqually you are too!! Freed looks up at you on the tree.

"..............................Bonjour. i M French" you said and fell out of the tree. Bickslow helps you up

"Hahahah!!" He laughs you blushed

"Fuck it. I wanna join fsiry tail"