"hey, um, how many people are straight allies on the bsu club?" (i'm bisexual and i want to be involved but i'm not really out yet so i want to be able to blend in)

"yeah i mean she's really pretty" (and not in a platonic way either, she's so hot and i've been trying to say that for a while now)

"i dunno, i guess he's cute" (he's cute but his girlfriend? damn she's way better)

"how many people in our grade are... you know..." (i'm scared to tell you guys and i just want to know who else i can talk to about it because i'm scared)

"i mean i've highkey crushed on 5 people in my life" (yeah, and 2 of them were girls)

"yeah, but maybe don't use that word next time, okay?" (it hurts me too when you say that)

"thanks! i love your dress by the way, it looks really good on you" (i'm totally flirting with you but i seems platonic because i'm another girl)

"how did you come out?" (i'm looking for ideas myself)

"how did you like... know?" (because maybe i'm just confused? i've tried convincing myself that before)

(in case you haven't noticed i'm bisexual and i hate it)