Unknown

Hi!

Jessamine

Uhh.. hi?

Unknown

How are you today?

Jessamine

Who the shit is this?

Unknown

Oh yeah, I suppose that would help. I'm your hope. You're my hope. I'm J-Hope!

Jessamine

Oh yeah. The rude one! Hi!

Hobi-san

What!! I'm not rude. I'm adorable :) :)

Jessamine

Hardly! Explain this then if you're not rude.

I mean, god boy, keep that damn tongue in your mouth!

Hobi-san

Oh, haha.. well yeah. I just get really into the music; what can I say <3 

Jessamine

Fair enough. To what do I owe this unexpected but completely delightful message?

Hobi-san

Well... The rest of us were super curious why Jin Hyung was on his phone all the time. That's normally Jungkookies thing, not hyungs. So I sort of snuck into his room when he was making lunch earlier and seen all the messages between you two. You're adorable, by the way :)

Jessamine

You do realize WWH is going to kill you.

Hobi-san

WWH? Do you really have him in your phone as WorldWide Handsome? Oh lord, like his head isn't big enough as it is.

Jessamine

Well yeah. But he IS handsome, sooo yeah. Um... You didn't give any of the other members my number, did you? Because I just got like 2 more texts from unknown numbers.

Hobi-san

Maaaybe. But in our defense, what one of us does affects us all.. so you're welcome?

Jessamine

Good lord almighty. Bye Hobi

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Unknown

Hello noona!

Jessamine

OOh well, this narrows it down!

Unknown

Does it now? How so?

Jessamine

It depends. Do you want to be put in my phone as Oppa?

Unknown

Ewww no

Jessamine

Hi Kookie!

Kookie

Oooh, Noona is good! So how did you meet Jin Hyung?

Jessamine

I accidentally typed in my best friend's number wrong. Got WWH.

Kookie

*Groan* Oh god, you actually call him WWH??

Jessamine

Hells yeah! He's hot. Those lips dude.. oh man, and his eyes... *swoon*

Kookie

Uhh, I'll talk to you later when you aren't being gross, Noona.

Jessamine 

*snickers* Bye, Kookie!

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Unknown

Hello

Jessamine

Hello. Which member are you?

Unknown

Oppa

Jessamine

Yoongi!!!!

Unknown

Oppa

Jessamine

Dude seriously.

Unknown

Yes seriously

Jessamine

Fine. Yoongi Oppa!!! Although you sure don't look Oppa like right here.

Yoongi Oppa

 Much better.  Oh lord, delete that. Pretend you never seen that! And how are you enjoying our Jin?

Jessamine

*Snickers* Not sure, I haven't tried him yet

Yoongi Oppa

Ok. That won't work on me like it will the maknaes, so try again.

Jessamine

 Well shit. Why not?

Yoongi Oppa

Well, for starters, I'm not an immature kid. So how are you and Jin hyung getting on?

Jessamine 

Hey, Kookie is not.. shit, nm he really is, isn't he? But he's so cute when he's well cute. Idk, Jin, and I have only spoken for a little while. Not like we've been talking for months, ya know. Plus, he's so busy with the group that even when we talk, it isn't for long. He seems nice, though. 

Yoongi Oppa

Yeah yeah, Kookie is adorable, we know. Jin hyung is a great guy. He spends so much time looking after the rest of the guys he needs someone to help him relax. And he does seem to relax a tiny bit since you two have been talking. So thank you for that.

Jessamine

Wow. Thank you, Yoongi. That means a lot. 

Yoongi Oppa

Oppa.

Jessamine

Oh good lord. Oppa. Bye!