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B: ive got my scooter, ive got my boys
J: we're not your boys
D: Yes we are

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T: What do you guys think of my new outfit?? :D
J: shut up bottom
D: Make it sluttier
B: I think it's cute Timmy :)

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T: it's like we finish each other's
K: Government conspiracy theories
T: that's exactly what I was gonna sAY

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R: Dick
D: Babs used to call me Dick :((
R: maybe because that's your fucking name

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D: Here's the thing
D: I'm still not 100% certain that I'm not a wizard
D: And until you science bitches can prove me wrong, that I'm not a wizard, I'm gonna continue to think that

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J: Tims in one of his 'moods' again
D: fuck, which one?
C: Tim has emotions?
J: Not emotions- moods
C: Multiple?
D: e-boy with chains, god is a woman with purple eyeliner and dresses, streetwear with baggy pants and crop tops
J: cottage core with butterfly clips, kidcore, skater boy, anime boy, red light mode
R: wannabe tiktoker, business stonks boy, pure depression, shockingly happy to the point it's bone-chilling, caffeine overdose
B: red sunglasses, 80's kid, dark academia, chaotic academia, Aliens Are Real And I Will Find Them, cute and awkward photographer, the Main Character who takes pictures of the sky, and chaotic dumbass
C: So many... which is he in now?

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T: You told Steph her inferior social standing is a disgrace?
C: Yes
T: and this was... before the proposal or after?
C: During
T: Cass

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W: The B in Bromance are actually sunglasses so if you remove them its a lot more serious
K: 😎🤏😍🕶🤏

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J: What Tim's thinking: life feels like its the same every day. I'm losing my mind in my bedroom, my constant need for change is causing my brain to rot-
J: What Timmy says: Da Vinky??

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K: Guys I cant sleep. I'm afraid of Frankenstein
B: You mean Frankenstein's monster?
T: he does not. personally we find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you

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T: big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they're in a hot tub

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R: Disclaimer: he's never actually eaten a slug
D: you don't know that
R: please don't say things like that now I'm DISTRAUGHT and in FEAR

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T: Yeah I fucking let him speak because I'm a gentleman who understands how the report system works
J: I'm not a gentleman and I just saw a murder

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T: sometimes I say "huh?" then answer the question before the person repeats themselves. I'm not deaf, my brain just be lagging like a 2005 dell desktop x

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C: Your rearranging desk chairs on the titanic, my friend

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D: Tim and Roy are both smart as individuals but they're brain cells cancel each other out when they're together
D: Roy, holding broccoli: look at this tiny tree. Can you eat this?
D: Tim, picking up a cauliflower: aww, this ones dead :(

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D: if you can't handle me at me uwu, you don't deserve me at me owo
B: Dickie what does this MEAN

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B: Listen here motherfucker, I'm fourteen parallel universes ahead of you

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R: Gasoline?
B: I'm pretty sure that's water
D: Only one way to tell
R: DID YOU JUST THROW A MATCH AT IT
R: THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO TELL

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T: Kon and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
D: What did Kon do?
T: He chased them to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
K: Who wants a steering wheel?

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B: Being student president just means I have to speed walk everywhere and buy all the teacher's coffee

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W: If it's too severe for duct tape to fix it it's god's way of saying it doesn't need to be fixed

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D: My brother, Jason, likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing okay
D: And if I am he tries to fuck everything up

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D: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
C: I did. I broke it...
D: No. No, you didn't. Jason?
J: Don't look at me. Look at Timmy.
T: What?! I didn't break it.
J: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
T: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
J: Suspicious.
T: it's not!
K: If it matters, probably not... Babs was the last one to use it.
B: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
K: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
B: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Konner!
C: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dickie.
D: No. Who broke it?
T: Dickie, Roy's been awfully quiet...
R: Really?!
T: Yeah, really!

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T: What do people in their twenties even do besides go to the grocery store?
R: Sometimes we lay in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable
W: And then we get snacks!

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W: have an unfair advantage. You see these cheekbones? Aerodynamically suited for speed.

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K: heard Tim is in jail, is that true?
J: Yeah, for something he didn't do.
K: what didnt he do?
J: Run fast enough

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D: Just... be yourself
J: "Be myself?" Dick, this is Roy's mother and I have one day to win her over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
R: Right away
W: Two weeks
B: Six months
K: Jury's still out
J: See? "Be myself"? What kind of garbage advice is that?

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W: It's too hot for a leather jacket
K: I look cool
W: you look pale and sick
K: sick as fuck

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T: can I sleep with the light on?
B: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweetie.

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K: It sounds like bones breaking?
T: Bones? Where we're going we don't need bones
K: What the fuck

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T: My little chicken enchilada. My spiky taco baby. Crunchy chalupa

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W: My policy is, "If you see something, say something."
C: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.
W: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

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T: You won't hurt me, I've got a witness!
D: Turn around, Wally
T: w-wally?

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