It was an average day at the Sky Media Offices. Max was running after Ross, yelling after him about something he did. Adam was screaming about something that he was far too excited about. And of course, Ross was eating a whole baguette. Honestly, it's a mystery as to why nobody in the other offices had called the cops on them. With all the screaming the men in the offices did, it honestly sounded more like an occult headquarters where they sacrificed children rather than a place where twenty year olds filmed themselves playing video games. Maybe it was the sound foam, or maybe their neighbors honestly didn't care what happened to them. Luckily, there was no police coming to the offices, because if there was any police calls, they would be shut down pretty fucking quick.

Another everyday occurrence in the offices was Barney yelling at the guys. He hated to be a killjoy, but who else was going to get them in line? He made the schedules, he got the guys in line, and it was his job to get the dirts to work! Who else would do it if he didn't?! That's right, no one. Barney, as usual, had to carry the weight of these dirts. But it's okay, because he has champions blood in his veins. Nothing can stop him. Because he's pro level champion dirt.

As the day went on, Barney got more and more cheerful. Sure, waking up and dealing with the morning traffic was a drag, but he really did love his job. He loved his fans and doing what he loved with his best friends. As a perk, he got paid. What more could you ask for?

"Apple!" His friend shouted into the microphone.

"No Appel! Yours crazy!" Barney pleaded, watching as Red inched closer and closer to the TNT.

"HA HA HA! I LOVE YOU BARNEY! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" He screeched as he lit the TNT.

Barney screamed with panic, running away from the impending explosion. Adam also ran, screaming incoherent words and doing what sounded like gargling into his microphone. The TNT exploded, and Apple laughed maniacally. "APPLE APPLE!" He shouted joyfully, running towards Barney, Max and Adam, who were cowering in the corner of the prison while Ross booked it, heading for the boat.

"RED I SWEAR TO GOD." Max growled furiously, stepping forward. He was shot down immediately, dying with a wisp of smoke.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" He shouted from the death cell. Meanwhile, Adam punched Barney screaming; "BARNEY! BARNEY, I'M STARTLED! BARNEY HALP! HELP B A R N E Y!"

"Ims TRYING man! Yours really not helping!" Barney insisted, attempting to run away from Adams Minecraft character.

"NO!" Apple shrieked. "NO TOUCH BARNEY!!"

Red ran forward and sliced Sky down with his sword, killing him instantly. Again, insane laughter came from Apple. "APPLE LOVE BARNEY!" He screamed.

"Whats the fuck man?!" Barney shouted. With an explosion, the wall to the death cell bust open, Max wielding TNT and Adam several wounds from his fight with Max as they ran out from the respawn cell, running to escape. The game continued on.
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After the recording, they finally had reached their lunch break. Adam was annoying Max while Ross stood off to the side, smiling and calm. Red came up behind Barney, startling him by screaming "APPLE!" In his ear.

Barney jumped back. "WOAHS! You'd scareded me man!"

"Apple!" Red shouted in response.

"Appel!" Barney said with a chuckle.

Red's face flushed, turning a bright red that put his hair to shame, paling in comparison to his face. "Apple... Love... Barney."

Barney stared blankly at Red for a moment, trying to decide wether he was joking or not. Finally, he said; "Barney don'ts love Appel."

Red looked up, heartbroken with tears in his eyes, only to be cut off with a kiss from Barney. Taken by surprise, Red almost pulled away, but caught himself and instead melted into his arms.

Finally, he pulled back, smiling at Red with a blush of his own. "Barney loves Red."
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Well that was a weird one! Not sure if anyone has done this before. Apple said in the animal themed cops and robbers "I love you Barney!" Before setting off TNT. I took that and went for it. Yeah, it's late, but I've been sick, so I slept all day and now I can't FUCKING SLEEP. Anyway, enjoy, you sick fucks. I love you all you little weirdos.

-💕 Bubblegum 💕