The Fault In Our Stars
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When Augustus suddenly kisses Tris in heaven, thinking she was Hazel Grace

And Tris slapping Augustus for kissing her because he was Caleb.

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Has anyone else noticed that the name Isaac is a little ironic? I mean... Isaac. Eye Sick. I feel like this is some kind of sick joke.

Maze Runner
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the Glade

and they're like

where am I?

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TFIOS: Okay? Okay.

THG: Real? Real.

TMR: Yolo? Yolo.

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You've been stuck in a maze for two years but your eyebrows are hella fine!

Imagine one of the Gladers dropping a note in the box that says "Send some tweezers my brow game is looking hella weak today."

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Minho wants to participate in informal economy:
MinMOW

Minho is a canoe:
MinROW

Minho wants to accessorize:
MinBOW

Minho is your mortal enemy:
MinFOE

Minho disagrees:
MinNO

Minho turns into a female deer:
MinDOE

Mingo points something out:
MinSHOW

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Most book's plot twists are like bam...bam bam... BAM... bam BAM

But then Maze Runner is like BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

Fangirl
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Friend: Seriously, who is your crush?

Me: *Opens mouth*

Friend: I meant REAL PEOPLE

Me: *Opens mouth again*

Friend: I meant REAL PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE

Me: *Closes mouth*

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Let me tell you about shipping:

You've got your:

·OTP's

· Your NoTP's

· Those ships you really love but aren't your biggest worry

· Those ships that you like but don't care if they become canon

· Your BroTP's

· Your OTP that you woudn't mind seeing as a BroTP

· Your F*CKNoTP

· Your crack ships

· Your canon ships

· Your various troll-romance ships

· Your DeadTP

· Your ThreeTP

· Your Crossover ships

· And that weird-*ss ship that you're sort of embarrassed about

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a chapter and then it's coming to it's climax and omg what's gonna happen, then whoops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it.

EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.

EVERY. SINGLE. CHAPTER.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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Yes I'm in love with fake people. Yes I know they don't exist. No I will not stop being in love with them God bless.

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Boy: Will you go out with me?

Me: Are you a baker?

Me: Do you have one leg?

Me: Do you like metaphors?

Me: Are you Dauntless?

Me: Are you afraid of heights?

Me: Are you a Shadowhunter?

Me: Do you hate ducks?

Me: Are you a Warlock?

Me: Are you a vampire?

Me: Are you a werewolf?

Me: Are you a demigod?

Me: Are you fictional?

Boy: ...

Me: Didn't think so.

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Fangirls in therapy

Fangirl: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Therapist: Honey, there is no person named Augustus Waters...

Fangirl: YES THERE IS! HE JUST DIED OF CANCER!

Therapist: Calm down. There is no Hogwarts.

Fangirl: YOU STUPID MUGGLE! I would be using and Unforgivable Curse on you if I could use magic outside of Hogwarts.

Therapist: WHERE DID YO GET THAT BOW?!

Fangirl: WATCH OUT! I CAN SHOOT LIKE KATNISS AND I'M ON FIRE!

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Dear Cupid,

Hi it's me again. I'm writing to you because you messed up...again. I asked you to not make me fall in love and you know what you did? I fell in love.
And it's not one of those little crushes, it's one of those deeply madly in love things where you can't get out of it no matter how hard you try. The worst part is, the guy is fictional. I mean, were you high or something when you shot me with your bloody arrow?
Please respond soon.

Love always,
The Brokenhearted Fangirl

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Names of the outsiders:

In HP world: Muggles

In TMI/TID world: Mundanes

In PJO world: Mortals

In Divergent world: Factionless

In John Green's world: No difference, everybody's crying.

In HG world: lol dead

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Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they're like:

THAT IS A DOG

I AM A DOG

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

That is like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public

Were just like

YOU ARE A FAN

I AM A FAN

FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN

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Person: Do you read fanfiction?

Me: No I have no idea what fanfiction is what no I don't read fanfiction about two of my favorite characters WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHO TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS FANFICTION IS IT A TYPE OF BREAD

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WHAT IF IN LIFE WE HAD A
"Fanbulance"?!

LIKE IF YOU ARE HAVING A BREAKDOWN FROM FANDOM ISSUES, CALL THE FRIKING FANBULANCE!

"468, What's your emergency?"

"MY FANDOM JUST CRACKED."

"State your fandom and you will be connected immediately."

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy books

And that's kind of the same thing

Harry Potter
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George's son sends a letter from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay. He reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that so George's son explains that the thought he had died because he could have sworn he has seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students.

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I'm
| falling
| | | down
| | | | | | | all
| | | | | | | |stairs

"Well, at least you don't live under them."

"Stop being so over dramatic Harrry."

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I love how the whole Harry Potter fandom just calls Harry an idiot for naming his kids Albus Severus and says Ginny should've named the kids so they would survive childhood

Like do you realize this is the girl who named an owl Pigwidgeon, right?

"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."

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Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom. My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well it's nice to meet you, Neville Potter."

"Actually, it's-"

"It's Neville, your name is Neville."

The Mortal Instruments
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Reasons Alec Lightwood will not make you a pie

1: He doesn't have pie ingredients

2: He doesn't actually know how to make a pie

3: He is not your b*tch

Divergent
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Literally me during the Divergent movie

· How does Shailene Woodley have such perfect hair?

· THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK

· Theo why is your shirt still on?

· Seriously

· Take it off

· Take

· It

· Off

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Uriah is so funny I bet even his fear landscape wa hilarious...

Uriah: *Steps into room*

Room: *Turns into ocean*

Shark: *Swims up and bites Uriah on the *ss*

Uriah: Ow.

Uriah: It bit my booty

Shark: I want da booty.

Uriah: You can't have my booty.

Uriah: My booty is too bootyful for you.

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Happy Augustus Day!

It's Augustus month!

This question is going to be permanent for each chapter, because I take time updating. So what book are you currently reading? And what was the last one you read?

A: Well I am reading Clockwork Angel. I finished Legend yesterday, IT WAS AMAZING!

GUYS GUYS GUYS THE NEW TRAILER IT'S HERE MAZE RUNNER AND MOCKINGJAY DID YOU SEE THEM OH MY GOD DYLAN O'BRIEN AHHH AWSOME CMMFIODMIOCNINFOWEDODO

Remember about Bookies? Who answered my question about that? Do I call you that?

I keep forgetting to ask you, but how are you liking the new cover for this book? It's made by @PastelPixies, thank you! Her covers are amazing, she made all of mine!

Now to the real question. How many books do you have? COUNT THEM IF YOU HAVE TO!

Me: I have only 56. (EBOOKS DON'T COUNT BTW)

Have a great Augustus day and may the pies be ever in your favor.

eyb doog! (I should be doing homework right now)