Doctor Who
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CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR'S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS

THAT'S WHY SEXY DOESN'T TRUST HER

SHE REMEMBERED CLARA THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN'T

SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG

SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM

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The year 2045:

Season 45 of Supernatural has aired

Season 55 of Doctor Who has aired

Season 4 of Sherlock release date soon to be confirmed

Percy Jackson
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Annabeth: *In a crowd and can't find Percy* 

Annabeth: *Cups hands like a megaphone* PERCY IS NOT MY TYPE

Percy: WHAT DID YOU SAY

Annabeth: There he is

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Possible conversation in Cabin 7:

New camper: Is Will Solace really our cabin counselor?

Apollo camper: Yeah, why?

New camper: He seems to be in the Hades cabin most of the time. You know, with Nico di Angelo.

Entire Apollo cabin: *grin, snigger, nudge*

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Rick Riordan: The Percy Jackson series aren't about a love story. Percy and Annabeth don't hold romantic feelings until the third installment and don't become canon until the fifth.

PJO Movie producers: That sounds fake but okay.

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Demigods playing minecraft:

Annabeth: Look I built a castle.

Annabeth: AHH SPIDER SPIDER NOO

Percy: Why can't I breathe underwater?

Nico: STOP SHOOTING AT ME I AM YOUR MASTER

Hazel: How do I work this... oh wait...  I. FOUND. DIAMOND.

Leo: WHY IS THE FIRE HURTING ME

Piper: *charmspeaks* Nice monster, you don't want to hurt me, do y- neVER MIND

Jason: I CAN FLY MUAHAHAHA

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Me at the beach:

Me: I wonder if I'm a child of Poseidon...

Lifeguard: Why did you try to breathe underwater?!?!

Me: ...

Me: Dam it *looks at cliff*

Me: I bet I'm Zeus's child...

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They're called cliffhangers because they leave you on the brick of insanity

or bc you otp's hanging off a cliff

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Leo texting Hazel:

Leo: I saw Frank on TV today!!!

Hazel: What? Which channel?

Leo: Animal planet

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But Percy would be the type of boyfriend to carve his and Annabeth's name into a tree and then proudly show Annabeth and her response would be, "I appreciate the gesture Percy, but that's not how you spell my name."

Harry Potter
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Today while sitting in my college English class, I texted my boyfriend and told him that I was bored. Not even 5 minutes later he came bursting in the door yelling "Troll in the dungeon!!...just thought you oughta know." And then collapsed on the floor just like in Harry Potter. Not only was the teacher laughing so hard he let us go early but I think I found the one

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Lucius: *loses Draco in a crowd*

Lucius: *Uses wand as a megaphone* HARRY POTTER IS GREAT

Draco: EVERYONE THINKS HE'S SO SMART, WONDERFUL POTTER WITH HIS SCAR AND BROOMSTICK

Lucius: found him

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That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through D.A.D.A teachers.

"So, one boy a year? And each one unique, diverse and interesting? Good for her."

"Idk that first guy was soo two faced"

"And the second was SUCH a poser."

"The third was pretty cool. Complete animal sometimes though."

"The fourth gave me the weird eye...'

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The signs and their magical profession:

Aries: Healer

Taurus: Dragon trainer

Gemini: Hogwarts express trolley lady

Cancer: Quidditch player

Leo: Auror

Virgo: Knight but conductor

Libra: An unspeakable

Scorpio: Wandmaker

Sagittarius: Barmaid at the three broomsticks

Capricorn: Headmaster/headmistress

Aquarius: Security troll trainer

Pisces: Spell inventor

Fangirl stuff

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"Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader..."

Last line of the book: "Please, don't close the book, I don't want to die."

I'd just like, keep the book open and tape it to a wall

I'm almost afraid to want it

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So you know how Looking for Alaska was just announced to be made into a movie? And so they are holding auditions for Alaska Young...

I guess you could say they're looking for Alaska.

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What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "Here are 7 other singles that watched Supernatural for 8 hours straight."

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I don't understand why people think that technology is making us antisocial. I will ignore you just as easily with a book as I will with my cell phone.

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Really there are five types of people in this world, those who call him Wayland, those who call him Lightwood, those who call him Morgenstern, those who call him Herondale and those who have no idea who I'm talking about

The Maze Runner
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This probably happened at some point at the TMR set:

Minho: THOMAS!!!

Newt: WHAT?!!

Minho: 

Teresa:

Thomas:

Chuck:

Frypan:

Gally:

TMR crew:

Newt:

Newt: OH CRAP

Newt: NEWT NOT THOMAS NEWT SORRY

TMR crew: 

Newt: MY NAME IS THOMAS TOO YOU KNOW SO IT'S REAL HARD TO HEAR SOMEONE CALL YOUR NAME AND NOT LOOK AT THEM

TMR crew:

Wes: CUT.

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So short I KNOW. But it's better than nothing? I've got Potions homework ALREADY. ON THE FIRST DAY. THAT SLUGHORN.

BTW, how's your first day been going? Cool huh? Nice, for you, first years? I saw a lot of Slytherins... BUT RAVENCLAWS YEAH WHOO WE ROCK!! (Who got locked out of their Common Room?)

Last chapter everyone thought I was being mean to the Hufflepuffs but no guys no I love you guys come here and give me a hug you puffs it was only a harmless joke (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Anywho.... QOTC: What's your favourite class? 

D.A.D.A . or C.O.M.C! NOT Muggle Studies... ugh, I got two of those per week... 

GOTC: Come up with your own spell! What does it work for? What is it called?? What is the movement?

Mine: Ventosa! It makes wind come out of your wand, for hot days! Specially where I live! The movement is a squigly or in the keyboard a "tilde". A wave, to make it clear. If you are REALLY hot just use Ventosa Maxima :)

May the odds be ever in you muggle school...

laterrr