The Hunger Games and Fangirl Jokes:
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Gamemakers: 11 for you Katniss, you go Katniss

Gamemakers: and 8 for Peeta, bye

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Can you find the "hot"?

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My guilty pleasure is watching people freak out while reading a book that i've already read

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Peeta: FINNALLY WINS THE RAFFLE

Peeta: THE HUNGER GAMES

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Interviewer: do you think Finnick's most powerful weapon is his trident or his charm?

Sam: I'm gonna say his trident. I mean, I can't kill anyone with my charm

Josh: can't you?

Sam: well maybe I can. I'm English.

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"I made twitter!"

"I made Facebook!"

"I made apple!"

Mrs. Hutcherson: "Please, I made Josh Hutcherson"

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Someone: when was the last time you fell in love?

Me: a few chapters ago

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Me: *reads under a tree*

People: why do you always read under trees?

Me: the book wanted to see his grandchild

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Tobias: my name is Four

Peeta: you're from district 4?

Tobias: what? No, you pansycake.

Peeta: cake?

Tobias: I like cake

Peeta: cake is good

Katniss:

Tris:

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Teacher: who wrote "I love Josh Hutcherson on the whiteboard"?

Class: *looks at me*

Me: *sweats*

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Running a fanpage is like a job you love that stresses you and makes you sad, but you don't get paid

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Me at a bookstore:

Me: no

Me: I can't have you

Me: stop staring at me

Me: I have 5 books I am already reading

Me: don't do this to me

Me: stop

Book: but baby I want you

Me ...

Me: *buys ten books*

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WHEN SOMEONE UNFOLLOWS ME:

"Thank you for your consideration"

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How Catching Fire tickets should have been sold:

Ticket guy: who are Bonnie and Twill?

Person: runaways from 8. Katniss met them in the woods

Ticket guy: two tickets for you

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Ticket guy: who calls Katniss Catnip?

Person: Gale

Ticket guy: *gives ticket*

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Ticket guy: who's Madge Undersee?

Person: who's she? There was no Madge in the movie!

Ticket guy: no tickets for you

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Trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog

Except the dog wont judge you for knowing trigonometry

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Do you guys even like this account or am I just entertaining myself?

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Harry Potter Jokes:
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Me: can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: what for?

Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you freaking think for?

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Professor: be careful Mr. Malfoy if you play with fire you're gonna get burned

Malfoy: I don't think so. I'm so flaming hot it's fire that will get burned

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I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.

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A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort

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Harry: the boy who lived

Katniss: the girl on fire

Bella: the girl who did nothing

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Harry Potter and the:

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1. Take a color on your right

2. And object on your left

3. Create your own Harry Potter tittle

(Comment yours)

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SPOILER ALERT

Harry Potter is a wizard

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#swagird

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Divergent Jokes:
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Tobias: okay?

Fandom: no-

Fandom: don't you dare GO COPYING A TFIOS MOMENT PLEASE LIKE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW BAD THIS IS FOR MY FEELINGS DAMMIT

Tris: okay.

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*crosses the road without looking*

Dauntless

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TRIS

Dauntless
Erudite
Abnegation
Divergent

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Tobias's Birthday:

Tris: here is your present!

Tobias: *opens it* OMG YOU GOT ME DAUNTLESS CAKE?!

Tris: yea!

Tobias: I LOVE YOU

Tris: aww I love you too!

Tobias: I was talking to the cake...

Tris:

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Dear the person who decided not to put Uriah in the movie,

I will find you, and I will butter knife you.

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Will: last Friday night

Tris: I jumped off into a net

Four: I threw knife right at your head

Edward: I got stabbed in my bed

Eric: AHA HA HA HA

Al: I smell like sage and lemongrass

Molly: Tris kicked my in the a**

Peter: I'm scared of being last

Uriah: this Friday night

Lynn: Do it all...again

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Faction Mottos:

Dauntless: YOLO

Amity: LOL

Candor: TBH

Erudite: BTW

Abnegation: WBU

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Hai guys! So this was just a short chapter for an example of what the chapters are gonna look like now. It's gonna have a new cover (which is already made) and yeah! So tell me if you liked it!

QOTC:

From what book do you want me to put jokes from after?

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Anyways,

May the odds be ever in your dogs favor

Good bai!