Harry Potter
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How different would the series have been if the Sorting Hat was placed on Harry's head and yelled "HUFFLEPUFF!"?

"Maybe he'd find the Horcruxes faster."

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Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool to use or because I was someone's son.

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I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I don't even know which football I'm talking about.

Don't have that problem with Quidditch.

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In the mirror of Erised I would see my otps being canon I'm not even kidding.

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Let's all stop for a minute and thank JK Rowling for not making the golden trio a love triangle.

Percy Jackson
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Petition to have Percy Jackson turned into a TV show where every episode is one chapter and each season is a different book and practically everything is loyal to the books.

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No, you don't understand.
I would sell my firstborn for more Percy Jackson.

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I would actually learn so much if all history text books were narrated by Percy Jackson.

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Before Percy Jackson:

Damn

After Percy Jackson:

Dam

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No offence but if you tell me you don't like Percy Jackson and then add "no offence" after it I will be compelled to tell you I hate your face no offence and that maybe you should go jump in an endless abyss. No offence :)

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Imagine a miniature Nico di Angelo wobbling around your desk and swinging his tooth pick sized sword "I am the Ghost King!" He squeaks indignantly, ducking as you attempt to ruffle his hair with your finger.

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Annabeth: *Holds the sky for a few days*

Annabeth: *doesn't complain*

Percy: *Holds the sky for a few minutes*

Percy: GET THIS OFF ME.

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If you think about it...The Heroes of Olympus series is essencially a bunch of teens trying to make sure their great grandpa doesn't wake up.

Fangirl
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I feel frustrated when I have the first two books in a series in paperback and the last one in hardcover format

Or when books are in different sizes

Or when they decide to change the cover of the last book but don't change the first ones.

But they don't change the first ones.

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I was just sitting in my living room eating nerds and my 8 year old brother came up to me and whispered "You are what you eat." And that's how I just got burned by my little brother.

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Things I like:

-Reading

-Learning

Things I don't like:

-Reading for a grade

-Learning for a grade

So basically school ruins my motivation for things

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Books ruin me.

And my bank account.

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I don't believe in love at first sight, but I do know who's gonna be my favorite character from like, chapter 2.

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So today in class this girl asked:

"DO YOU SHIP KIDS?"

And after explaining what shipping was, the teacher responded:

"Well...yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who..."

And then we had the follow up question:

"Does it affect seating?"

"Sometimes,"

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Do you ever just sit and stare at your bookshelf and take out your favorite books and feel the covers and slide them back on the shelf or is it just me.

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Saying you read one of your favorite books because of me is the highest compliment you can give me.

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*Accidentally reads a spoiler to a book I haven't read yet*

*Tries to forget it immediately*

*Remembers it in vivid detail for the rest of eternity*

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Me about fictional characters:

Don't you dare die on me or I swear I will kill you.

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What do you mean I have homework tonight I have books to read.

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If Ebola was spead through the Internet we'd all be dead;

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[Puts character's last name as my own] ah, yes

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*favorite character dies* Ha. Ha. Nope. It was just a typo. Autocorrect. They didn't mean it. Ha.

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Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes.

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If I had a dollar for every minute I've ever spent time on the Internet only the gods know where I'd be right now

Probably still on the Internet

But with a really nice laptop.

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I wish "I can't, I'm reading," Was a commonly acceptable excuse to not go out and do things.

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Me: *Owns 264 unread books*

Me: *buys 17 more*

Me: *rereads Harry Potter*

Divergent
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Tobias: Hey Six.

Tris: Hey For.

Tobias: You didn't spell my name correctly.

Tris: I know, I'm missing u.

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How to find the right boy:

Scout your local Barnes & Noble.

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I automatically convert money to how many books I could buy.

Friend: How much money do you have?

Me: 2 hardcovers and 1 paperback.

Friend: ...

Me: What?

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"Fandom before blood."

I whisper to myself before stealing all my family member's credit cards to buy fandom merch online.

The Hunger Games:
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Katniss: I'm in the Hunger Games.

Katniss: A torture arena where everything and everyone is trying to kill me.

Katniss: Oh look, fog.

Katniss:

Katniss:

Katniss:

Katniss:

Katniss:

Katniss: .......I'm gonna touch it.

The Maze Runner
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"Please Tommy, Please."

With his heart falling into black abyss.

Thomas gave Newt a slice of pizza.

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First day of school like:

Day one Greenie, rise and shine.

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Heyo.

You know what I've decided? I wanna dedicate a chapter to some of you guys. So it's going to be like Fangirl/Fanboy of the chapter. So there is 38 chapter in this story, and I will be dedicating to a little less than 38 readers (because I've already dedicated some chapters to people) who I think really deserve it! I will also we announcing the Fangirl/Fanboy of the chapter here.

I will be announcing the reader next chapter ;)

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Another thing, if you guys want to talk to me on DM, please do! About anything really! (no location or age) Don't be afraid to ask, come with me with your fangirl problems, I feel alone on Wattpad even though so many of you are here. I just can't read all the comment, but I can read the DMs.

So yeah, :) Just incase you want to talk or ask me anything! (but please don't ask me to read your story or to follow you, that might make me not want o respond. I will follow whoever I feel deserves it :))

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Got any fandom news to report? Leave it in this new box of news I'm creating! Anonounce the events, get everyone tuned! You can comment about anything! New book or trailer releases, birthdays, books going to turn movies, or even discuss things about castings or books being turned into tv shows. So leave a comment here!

on this embarrasing thing I can't even call a box:

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I suck at making boxes, or whatever that is. XD

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QOTC: Which book brought you into the fandom world?

To me it was The Hunger Games, it's why I love it so much.

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What book did you last read? I read The Elite (OHHH MYYY GODDDS) and just finished Clockwork Angel (THANK THE GODS, the end was pretty good, actually.)

What book are you reading? I'm reading City of Fallen Angels.

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GOTC: I'm going to start with a fictional character that starts with an "A", and then in the comments you have to describe that character in one word and then write another character with the letter "B". Then the next person does the same, he/she describes the character the person above wrote and write a character with the letter "C". And so on. Try not to repeat characters or adjectives! And if you don't know the character then just skip this until someone else comments.

First character: America Singer (The Selection)

(Now someone in the comments describe America in one word and write a character that starts with "B")

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have a wonderful day full of feels and canon ships, sorry this is short, I'm currently obssesed with Vampire Diaries and watching it on Netflix. Saw it until 3 in the morning! #dontjudgeme

Elephen.

May the demons not be under your bed, bye!