Ghost Ship
Percy Jackson
"So, how did you guys get into a car accident?" Nico asked Jason and Percy.
Jason looked at Percy, "Well, we were driving , and there was a deer in the road that Percy didn't notice." Nico saw Percy hide his face in his hands. "So I said, 'Percy, deer!' And do you want to tell Nico what your response was?"
Percy looked up. "Yes honey?"
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We can imagine Annabeth going to have her baby and Athena and Poseidon come to be there and Sally and Paul are there and Fredrick Chase and his wife are there and the doctor's like "Who are the parents?" And they all just say "We are."
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How do people assume Percy and Annabeth will name their future children names like Celeste or Charlie and stuff (I mean don't get me wrong it's a really pretty name) but this is Percy we're talking about he'll probably name his son Jack just so he can say Jack Jackson and things like "Jack, son, you are a Jackson" and then he'll crack up so bad Annabeth will have to drag him out of the room or something.
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I'd love to see Percy Jackson made into a film series.
What do you mean it already has one?
Not it doesn't silly.
It doesn't.
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Hermes to Percy and Annabeth: It's cute how you finish each other's sentences.
Obviously mail isn't the only thing Hermes ships...
Fangirl/fanboy stuff:
Your writing seems boring and predictable because:
- You wrote it
- You've read it like eight million times
A person who has never read it before does not have this problem.
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I don't think I will ever truly be happy until I have one of those secret bookshelf doors where you have to pull out a certain book to open the door.
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I have a new term for a ship where one or both members die in canon.
Ghost ship.
It may be sunk, but it's still sailing.
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pick-up line: I'll cosplay your otp with you
sold
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Repeat after me:
I am a strong, independent shipper that don't need no canon.
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You're not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles, providing air for everyone around you
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I feel guilty if a day passes by and I don't read anything. I feel like I'm losing time.
The Mortal Instruments
Whoever thought Jace was the hot one has clearly never read Magnus in depth description of Alec Lightwood: Lord mercy.
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Just imagine though when Malec's kid is in her teen years she'll come downstairs in a small tight dress and Alec will probably just act like "You are NOT leaving the house like THAT!" And Magnus will probably just act like "ABSOLUTELY NOT. DON'T MOVE ANOTHER INCH" but then he'll just throws a load of glitter over her and says 'That's better. Now you may go."
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Magnus is like the Beyonce of Downwolders
Harry Potter
Muggleborns wonder why there's a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They're led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they're Dumbledore's Last Army.
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Sirius gets a baby girl and names her Orange and he's just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is Orange, she's the new Black.
And when Sirius you know what she will be the orphan black
When her husband dies, she'll be the black widow
"NOT COOL!"
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The idea of James as Prongs accidentally coming across and having to interact with actual legit deer is so funny to me I just
Imagine him prancing into a clearing and there's this whole herd of deer and he pauses awkwardly before going over and being like sup and they all look at him like wtf is that thing it's not one of us.
And then somehow gets into one of those antler fights and then Padfoot and the others show up and they just stare at him like what the heck Prongs what are you even doing
And a bewildered James is just baffled and he says he doesn't know how these things happen to him
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Imagine Remus pranking McGonagall when he goes to teach at Hogwarts, not big things but little things like switching her tea and moving her papers, and she just huffs and rolls her eyes and asks when he's going to grow up...and then one day he walks into his office and everything's on the ceiling.
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On their first date Lily asks James why he was talking to a dog and James says he's just a lovable stray that hangs around Hogsmeade and Lily says "Oh really? What's his name?" And James panics and blurts out "Snuffles" because it's the first thing that comes to mind and Sirius rolls his eyes at the name but secretly likes it and then years later HE ASKS HARRY TO CALL HIM THAT
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Oh sure Harry could catch the Snitch on his first year but not one of the 5000 letters in the air.
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Lily Evans running into class late and out of breath and saying "Sorry I'm late I was...doing stuff." James Potter swaggering in after her and saying "I'm stuff."
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The reason why Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the freaking floor.
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Wait what if every time Harry had a "conversation" with his conscience that "little voice" as the narrator sometimes called it, was actually a real conversation with Voldemort via the Horcrux but none of them realized?
So like that time Harry talked with himself about dating Ginny, it really was Voldemort telling him "She's Ron's sister!"
Like wow say what you will about Voldemort but atleast he respected the bro code
The Hunger Games
"Count on my trident."
"Count on my ax."
"Count on my bow."
"And with my bread buns."
"No Peeta, you're not coming."
Legend
I have an irrational hate for Antartica for taking Day
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Hallo everyone!
WBDYLR? I read HP again....
WBAYCR? Days of Blood and Starlight!!
FOTC: _demi-wizard_
QOTC: More excited for Scorch Trials or for Mockingjay Part 2?
GOTC: You are now the main character of the last book you read in the world of the book you're reading.
My name is Harry Potter and I'm trapped in a world of humans mixed with weird animals and mean looking angels...
Another question, who HAS READ MAGNUS CHASE? Because I will find you... and I will steal that book from you :)
May the burritos be ever in your favor...
We're all looking forward to that one person's birthday...
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