Lets do this:

-We should all bring sugar cubes to the premier of Catching Fire instead of popcorn.

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Things that make me happy: books

Things that make me sad: books

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What I do:

*reads last sentence again*

*closes book*

*deep sigh*

*screams*

*throws book out the window*

*jumps out the window after it*

*writhes in pain while clutching the book*

*cries and rocks it back and forth*

*puts it back down on the shelf*

*deep sigh*

*calls friend* "read this"

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Me reading at 1am:

Okay I'm gonna stop after this paragraph

Me: Okay after this one

Me: This one

Me: Okay I'm done. No more... Well... There's only seven more pages in this chapter, I might as well finish

Me: WHAT?! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS CHAPTER ENDED THAT WAY!!...... I guess there's no harm left if I start this chapter.......

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❤= 1 kiss

Number of kisses in the movie:

❤

Number of kisses in the book:

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Ect....

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Me: But mom! I don't want to eat that!

Mom: There are starving kids in district 12, now finish your meal!

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REASONS WHY PRESIDENT SNOW SUCKS:

1: He's evil

2: He destroyed district 12

3: He killed Finnick

4: He is power-hungry

5: He killed Finnick

6: He smells bad (yes he does, like blood....)

7: He hijacked Peeta

8: He killed Finnick

9: He's sadistic

10: HE KILLED FINNICK!!!

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Mom: Honey! You got a package in the mail

Me: Yes! Haymitch finally got me a sponsor!

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Katniss- Girl on fire!

Peeta- Boy with the bread!

Gale- ......

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How my day went:

1. I woke up

2. I saw Josh Hutcherson

3. I met Josh

4. He followed me on twitter

5. We started dating

6. We got married

More like.... 2,3,4,5,6 and 1

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