Harry Potter
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Yesterday evening I was wondering why Remus loved chocolate so much when I realized...

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED  LOVING  CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

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*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question."

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Imagine Valentine's Day for Harry and Ginny usually consists of Harry singing over and over at the top of his lungs

"EYES AS GREEN AS A FRESH PICKLED TOAD

HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD

I WISH HE WAS MINE

HE'S REALLY DIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

THE HERD WHO CONQUERED  THE DARK LORD!"

Chasing Ginny all over the house while she covers her ears and yells "SHUT UP SHUT UP I WAS ELEVEN  YEARS OLD OKAY SHUT UP!"

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"How long does an owl live?"

Six and a half books

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Fleur: Oh, I have to breathe underwater for an hour? Better get myself a  bubble of air!

Cedric: Yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.

Harry: See I didn't think of that but I have this handy plant.

Everyone: What about you, Viktor?

Viktor: I'M GONNA BE A FREAKING SHARK.

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Dementor 1: I hate this job.

Dementor 2: I know. it's soul destroying.

Dementor 1: AYYYYYYYYYYY

Dementor 2: Azkabanter

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Dumbledore could probably get like a whole biscuit's worth of crumbs in his beard and then just say repairo and he'd get  a whole extra biscuit I think that's why wizards have beards.

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So what if I'm wandless? I'll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT."

- James Potter's last words probably

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Each Hogwarts House is presented with a locked door.

Ravenclaws: *finds the key*

Slytherins: *picks the lock*

Gryffindors: *kicks it down*

Hufflepuffs: *knocks*

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Little things you may have forgotten about Harry Potter over the years:

- They wore pointy hats to school

- They had a school song

- Neville was blonde

- McGonagall rode a tiger to the welcoming feast each year

- Professor Binns was replaced by an actual garbage bin during Harry's sixth year

- Hagrid taught ballet to third years until it was forbidden by Umbridge

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If there are only Dementors and prisoners in Azbakan then who makes the food?? Is there a Dementor in the prison kitchen wearing a "kiss the cook" apron and making pancakes for the inmates? JKR explain yourself.

Percy Jackson
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A typical demigod party at Jason's place...

Jason: Dang, I didn't think Reyna would actually do the Macarena with us...

Percy: Well maybe it's just her calling.

Jason:

Jason: What?

Nico: The MacaReyna

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Person: Favorite Percy Jackson movie?

Rick Riordan: Any one they don't make is my favorite. : )

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Apollo cabin kids are always awake at the very *sscrack of dawn not because any magical "kid of the sun" crap but because Apollo blasts heavy metal from the sun car at a sound frequency only his kids  can hear to make sure they wake up on time to see their father in all his *ssholish glory pass by every morning.

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Percy watching PG ocean documentary and laughing because he can understand everything the animals are saying and not very much of it is PG

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What's your favorite candy bar?:

Frank: Hm...

Percy: *giggles*

Piper: You alright there?

Percy: Yeah I'm great. *giggles* continue, Frank.

Frank: Um...okay? I think mine is-

Percy: *giggles*

Annabeth: Oh for the love of- Percy, is there anything you'd like to share with the group?

Percy: Well, it's just. Wouldn't Frank's favorite candy bar be....Mars Bars? *hysterical laughter*

Leo: *slow clap*

Hazel: *sighs*

Jason: Every time.

Other Fandoms
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President Snow: We are holding your family hostage!!

Me: FINALLY!!! I'll have the whole house to myself. Hello reading! I-

President Snow: We also have Peeta and Katniss here

Me: WHAT?? NO!! I'M COMING PEETA DON'T WORRY!!

(Credit: @IzzyLaBella)

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Wes: There's going to be an extra death in the Scorch Trials movie.

Me: *cocks shotgun*

Me: You touch Newt I swear you're going to be an extra death.

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Edward and Isaac should switch names because there is only one i in Isaac but no i's in Edward.

(credit: @MilanoNoelle)

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Hi!

So In school I and another friend decided to make a Book Club so we asked the directer and and easy as blue pie she said yes. YES. So we were like...what are we going to read? And obviously I yelled PERCY JACKSON. But then we didn't know how to get 6 copies of the book (that's how many people joined).

We don't have a freaking bookstore in school, or in town. I'd be suprised if there even was one in the province (no states where I live, only provinces.) They didn't let read ebooks. So how the Hades are we supposed to get the books?????

Siriusly, how hard is it for the school afford a few educational books (educational XDDD, more like brain wrecking)?!?! Like there are cooking clubs, dancing clubs and all that, but we can't get books for a BOOK CLUB? Gah!! Muggles are impossible!

*huge sigh*

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QOTC:  Are you, are you

Ready for Insurgent?

It's nothing like the book,

Nothing we can do.

Strange things they added there

Who the frick is Edgar

why is there

a freaking floating house

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What book did you last read?

Throne of Glass. It's like the Selection and Hunger Games mixed with Harry Potter magic. Sooo awesome!!

What book are you reading?

The Darkest Minds, 30 pages in and I wanna cry. 

Are you serious with the Sam thing?! Gods!!

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FOTC: @The_Little_Potter!!

Congrats!! You've been so nice! Thanks for dedicating me a chapter in your Amazing Wattpad Authors You Must Follow!! :,D

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GOTC: Write two characters from books and then choose one from the comment above you.

Example:

@RandomUsername: Minho or Peeta?

@AnotherRandomUsername: Peeta. Hazel Grace or Hazel Levesque?

^^ like that!! (If you don't know both characters just skip or wait for another comment!)

I start!!! Annabeth or Hermione??

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Also please go request some fanfics over on my other story "Your Ship's Fanfics"! Something fun to read and write! Please ^_^

May the fanboys/girls be ever in your favor....

Au revoir!

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