WARNING: before reading, use that little shuck-brain of yours (JK, jk) and re-read the title of this chapter... Yes. You know what that means? Spoilers. Yeah...

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THG and Fangirl Feels:
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WHY DID I JOIN A FANDOM WHERE EVERYONE DIES.

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I meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

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Person: He can't die! He's the main character!

HP fandom:

THG fandom:

Divergent fandom:

TMI fandom:

TFIOS fandom:

Fandom: well you must be new

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assacinnated

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The Hunger Games:

Dedicates half a chapter to leg shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.

Isn't that how life is? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.

Woah girl. Too deep for me.

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The fact that there is a song in the Catching fire soundtrack called Gale Song

About loneliness

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The only thing worse than your otp dying

is half your otp dying

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Book characters die faster than my phone battery

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My name is Peeta Mellark. I am 17 years old. I am not dead yet. I will be dead soon. Katniss is safe in District 13. Alive and safe. I am in the Capitol. My name... Is Peeta. I am safe in the Capitol. Katniss Everdeen has killed my family. She almost killed me. I must kill her.

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Plot twist:

Favorite character: survives

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What if fictional characters thought of us too:

"I love you but you're real."

*cries*

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Divergent feels:
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STOP SCROLLING

Tris and Tobias were only together for a few months

Okay you may continue

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My teacher was reading a line out from Insurgent and this girl started fangirling when he said "Stiff". I knew she only saw the movie. When she was walking to her next class I went up to her and said "Tris dies."

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The third book is obviously a tribute to Al...

ALLEGIANT

*Al le giant*

A.K.A: Al the giant

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TFIOS feels:
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When her heart stopped, she arrived in a room that was all white. Then, as if a door had been opened, Gus appeared. Gus walked towards her, looking as good as he did when she first met him and was wearing a crooked smile.

"Took long enough Hazel Grace," he teased.

"Well, cancer doesn't work so fast on all of us," she said smiling bright, closing the gap between them.

They walked into Heaven, with no limp, no oxygen tank, no cannula and no cancer.

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Harry Potter feels:
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Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21

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Okay, okay, I'm sorry for making this chapter. But I just felt like I had to because people keep getting mad at me for putting things with feels! And in the description, I warned. This book is called
"ONLY the fandom stuff" not "ONLY the fandom joke stuff and no feels stuff" so don't start going at me:

"Omg so rude, why you do this to me!"

And stuff because that hurts me mostly. Why do you read a book if you're gonna get mad at me for what I put in it! BOOKS HAVE FEELS. And if you want to cry, that's fine! I actually like the feels and like to be sad about books, because I feel that that's what makes a book good. The feels.

So please guys. Just please.

I should write a rant book on here or something, shouldn't I? I think I should.

Anyways, sorry about that. Just letting out my feelings, I just needed that off my chest.

QOTC:

Do you ship...

Shansel (Shailene and Ansel)

Or

Sheo (Shailene and Theo)?

A: TBH, I don't know who I ship. I LOOOOOVE Sheo, but HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW PHOTOS OF ANSEL AND SHAILENE HOLY CRAP THEY ARE SUPER ADORABLE I CAN'T EVEN OMG...

So yeah, that explains it, Shansel!!!

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May the odds be ever in your flavour...

SUPANINJA GOODBYE