Fangirl stuff
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The question is who in your OTP is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at the soccer games

And which is the one who isn't allowed at the soccer games anymore because they keep yelling at the ref.

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Can you just imagine writers hosting the annual cruelest author of the year awards

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Sassy Land
The sassiest place on earth

Run by Tyler Oakley

Co-owned by Percy Jackson

President: Peeta Mellark

Emperor: Minho

King: Loki

Overlord: Magnus Bane

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When you start shipping something it literally is like stepping on board a ship and just praying it is not the titanic and that it will not sink and take you down with it.

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You don't choose the Ship. The ship chooses you.

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It's like once you say "I like this character" you put some sort of mark of death on them and then suRPRISE they die.

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It's 2014 and still nobody has invented a comfortable reading position that doesn't hurt after 5 mins.

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I have no idea what falling in love feels like, but it must be pretty similar to fangirl over your OTP.

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At the back of the room where nobody looks she's not with her boyfriend (she'll be reading books)

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Me? Have a boyfriend? No, I try to focus on more important things in life

Like crying over character development.

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How do people pick ship names like HOW DOES THE ENTIRE WORLD AGREE ON A SHIP NAME

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*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

They might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I'm sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They'll be ok

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Me: Oh gosh that character is attractive

Person: But he's the villain

Me:

Person:

Me:

Person:

Me: I'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because I don't see one

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Happiness is when stickers pull cleanly off of a book

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My biggest fear is authors dying in the middle of writing a series

Or me dying before the series has ended

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A child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no..... not possiBle..... ........ firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING... SEEEEING.... sensaually smelling.... internet FRIDND A LIE

gIRLs? silly CHilD... THEre are nO girLS on the internet.. only FOrtY yEAR oLD meNS?!?!

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Me brain: You'll read now and if you have time after you can study

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Yeah I run [a fandom blog]

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For someone who reads an awful lot of books which often include some romance, I have absolutely no idea how to flirt.

Me: *sees cute boy*

Me: You wanna go overthrow the government of something? Hunt some demons Kill your evil, genocidal father that destroyed the country?

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Person: What's your type

Me: Fictional

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Mom: All you do is read! Put the book down and go outside or something!

Me: Hahahahaha no.

Mom: You have an addiction and that's not healthy!

Me: Could be drugs, Mom. Could be drugs.

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Plot Twist: You meet someone.

Bigger Plot Twist: You meets someone who has read all the same books as you and is obssesed with all the same stuff.

Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.

The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.

The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They exist.

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Why do movies show "nerdy girls" as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the Harry Potter series, the LOTR trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field.

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There should be an app where you enter your OTPs. When you're out and about and you get close to another person who likes one of your OTP, your phones both vibrate. Then you make eye contact and nod stealthy.

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Citizen: It's a bird!

Citizen: It's a plane!

*Superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

Superman: It's a metaphor

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That horrible feeling when you need a rant about something but your friends haven't read or watched what you're talking about and you just have to scream internally forever.

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Don't judge a book by it's movie adaption.

Never.

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I'd hit up at Barnes & Noble during the purge.

Signs you're a book addict #1: 
When you're willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

#if someone tries to stop me from getting books

#I won't be the one getting murdered

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They stories in books are fiction, but the tears aren't.

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No matter how many books you read there ill always be tons of books to read.

That's amazing and annoying at the same time.

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I like to go on Amazon and put a whole bunch of books in my cart just to see how much it would be then sigh and delete everything because I have no money.

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There's nothing like staying up late to finish a book.

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I have a problem with taking my book with me everywhere even if there is no way I'll get reading done. 3 a.m. trip to the grocery store? Bring the book along! 2 minute trip to pick up pizza? Bring the book along! I think I just feel better having it with me.

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There are two types of books: Ones that i have to force myself to read, and ones that I have to force myself to stop.

Hunger Games 
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What's President Snow's favorite book?

To kill a Mockingjay

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Black Friday

(noun)

A holiday celebrated in The United States of America also known as The Hunger Games

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are you

are you

getting out of my head you damn song

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Watches Mockingjay once* *sings The Hanging Tree 7684 times*

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Petition for Mockingjay part 2 to skip that one scene where that one thing happens to that one character.

The Maze Runner
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Minho orders pizza

Dominhos

Harry Potter
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J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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Harry Potter books according to Draco Malfoy:

Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter's Broomstick

Draco Malfoy and Hagrid's Bloody Chicken

Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About

Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad

Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet

Draco Malfoy and the Year He Had Realized He Had Been a rubbishbag

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Fangirl Problem #164

When your family annoys you during a Harry Potter marathon.

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Do you ever just casually slip in quotes from your favorite characters in everyday conversations?

Always.

The Infernal Devices: 
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I just want a boyfriend who will geek out about books the way Will does with Tessa.

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Good day everyone! 

Long time no see, huh? 

QOTC: What book is on your top TBR (to be read) list for Christmas?

- I really want Extras, The One and The Son of Neptune!!

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What book are you reading now?

- I'm FINALLY reading The Last Olympian, yay I got it! Thank you Lex *wink wink* I OWE YOU MONEY, SO SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. (She won't let me pay her XD)

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What book did you last read?

- *shame* I sort of dumped City of Fallen Angels when I got TLO soo.... Clockwork Angel.

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GOTC: Mention your favorite quote from the book that is from the comment above you, then comment a book and the person below has to comment a quote from that book!

I start! "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only someone remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore/J.K Rowling and comment a quote from the  Legend trilogy by Marie Lu!

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Fangirl of the chapter (FOTC): @YennariPlus6! Gurlll you've always been so awesome, commenting and making me laugh with the jokes you send me, you've earned it! <---  Effie Trinket line right there, ehh XD

Don't worry you guys because I'm still not done giving other dedications on all the chapters!!

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Go throw some news in the fandom box! Get fangirls to stay tuned on the latest info!!

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I don't think the Box could get any worse, XD sugar cubes pop out this time for people who collaborate with it!

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NOW TO THE REAL STUFF, MOCKINGJAY PART ONE OHHH MYYY EFFIE'S WIGS!!!

WHAT DO YOU GIVE IT FROM 1-10?!?!?!?!

I GIVE IT A 12 OBVIOUSLY, WHOOPS THAT NUMBER IS DESTROYED BY SNOW, I GIVE IT A 13.

I hate how people say it was so boring and say it didn't make sense. I mean, come on! My thoughts were:

1) READ THE BOOK

2) Obviously it didn't make sense for the people who didn't read the books, it's Mockingjay part 1!!! You need both parts to effing understand, you get me, muggle?!?!?!

3) Could you please punch yourself? IT WAS BOSS.

Tobias) It wasn't at all boring, it is the freaking rebellion! I'M SORRY THE HUNGER GAMES IS OVER, SORRY THERE IS NOT A THIRD HUNGER GAMES WHERE KATNISS GOES INTO THE THIRD QUARTER QUELL AND THE RULE IS EVERYONE UNDER 12 GETS  TO GO BUT PEETA AND KATNISS GO ANYWAY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE. SORRY.

Muggles, oh muggles. Poor them.

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I wrote a story of my life! Enjoy and please don't steal. I'm sirius!! XD

"So basically Athena gave me part of her brain when she suddenly had divine thoughts on Hephaestus, I went to Camp Half-Blood on vacation and got my Hogwarts letter on my eleventh year, I was sorted into Ravenclaw and learned loads of magic. So I was a witch with god powers. Then the Muggle and mortal world went chaos and I was kidnapped into a giant place, where there were huge walls that opened and closed everyday, and outside of those walls was a Maze, and I became a Glader.

We figured out the code, and escaped the Maze, but a new horror awaited us. We entered a really poor place with a lot of technology called District 3, where I was reaped into a life or death TV entertainment game called The Hunger Games. And after a lot of days of hunger and deaths I was the last to survive, and became Victor. For this, an Angel congratulated me, and gave me Shadowhunter powers, but I was banned from using my stele to make Runes for powers because the horrible society again wiped my happiness and dumped me into a high tech place where everyone is pitch perfect beautiful. But I refused to be one of them, and zoomed on my hoverboard to the Smoke. Where everyone was an ugly and we were all Smokeys, but it wasn't long until the Specials found us and destroyed our home.

The society collapsed again, breaking in half the country once called Panem into two other countries, the good-not-so-good side called the Republic and the bad side the Colonies. We battled for justice, and when it ended, our country was put back together, and was given the name Illéa. A handsome prince turned of age and the Selection started. Chosen from the province of Kent and with the Caste of Five I became an Elite. But from the 35 girls, I was chosen. And became Queen of Illéa.

It went alright, until Asia attacked our country, we lost the fight. And to bring our country back together the Factions were made. I was an Erudite, I lost my Queen status. But when I made my test, I turned Dauntless.

There I guarded the fence and protected the city for something getting in...as I thought I was. But instead I was guarding the people from getting out. I and others ran for freedom, away from this yet another terrible society. Together, we survived until we reached a dry, deserted land with nothing but us, a house and thousands of holes. A man greeted us, not really but he told us we were in Camp Green Lake, which, as you could clearly notice, had no lake. He made us dig a five foot long holes everyday for months. Until I hid in a room, and found a big wardrobe, I decided to hide there. I moved the clothes aside to hide at the very end, but there was no end, instead another world met my eyes. Narnia, it was called. It was the best place ever. I had a house, and a family that I had not met very well due to my unsociable character. And all I did was read and write, and now I am here writing about how my fangirl life has affected me.

Thank you, fandom, ships, OTPs and fanfics. You've really got me nuts and volts now.

May the odds be ever in YOUR favor... (trust me you'll need it)" - (@DaughterAthena) Genna