jimin
tae

taehyung
a bitch called?

jimin
i knew you're still awake 'cause you're a fucking zombie

taehyung
yes i love being called a zombie yes daddy that turns me on oh god yes

jimin
wtf

taehyung
*actually being sarcastic*

jimin
how many cups of coffee did u drink

taehyung
about four tonight and one this morning so yes five in total for just one day

jimin
HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

taehyung
same question i ask god everyday

jimin
wait what

taehyung
nah i'm atheist

jimin
oh okay

taehyung
anyway

taehyung
the fuck u want

jimin
you

taehyung
no

jimin
okay