Hey Dingleberry
Sent 4:15 AM

What do you want Zachary?
Sent 4:26 AM

What's with the mood
Sent 4:26 AM

Oh, you noticed?
Sent 4:27 AM

What can I say, I'm a Zach-Of-All-Trades
Sent 4:29 AM

You know what you are? ANNOYING
Sent 4:29 AM

Is it that time?
Sent 4:30 AM

Time? You don't understand time. It is 4:30 in the MORNING. On a Sunday. Don't you think that could POSSIBLY be the source of my anger?
Sent 4:31 AM

No. No. I think that the Japanese are attacking. Y'know waving their flag
Sent 4:32 AM

What do the Japanese have to do with ANYTHING?
Sent 4:33 AM

It has to do with everything
Sent 4:33 AM

How? How is that even possible?
Sent 4:34 AM

I can sense the lower walls crumbling
Sent 4:34 AM

What in the WORLD are you on about?
Sent 4:35 AM

You really are dense, aren't you?
Sent 4:36 AM

That's it. I'm powering down my phone, Dimwitt
Sent 4:37 AM

(6 hours Later)

Seriously, what is up with you? 60 messages? I didn't die, geez
Sent 10:40 AM

Oh, but an egg did
Sent 10:40 AM

I surrender. The Japanese are indeed attacking. No more jokes
Sent 10:41 AM

One?
Sent 10:41 AM

No
Sent 10:41

Please?
Sent 10:41 AM

I said NO
Sent 10:42 AM

Knock Knock
Sent 10:43 AM

Go Away
Sent 10:43 AM

Knock Knock
Sent 10:44 AM

Buzz Off
Sent 10:44 AM

Knock Knock
Sent 10:45 AM

Nobody knocks these days
Sent 10:45 AM

Buzz Buzz
Sent 10:46 AM

Doorbell is Broken
Sent 10:47 AM

Well, in that case
Sent 10:47 AM

Knock knock
Sent 10:47 AM

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HECK DO YOU WANT
Sent 10:48 AM

*Snickers* You made the joke all on your own
Sent 10:50 AM

What are you five?
Sent 10:50 AM

I may be, but you certainly aren't
Sent 10:51 AM

Okay, that was the last one. I had to unleash all of my jokes on you, my sister doesn't appreciate my humor
Sent 10:52 AM

Sister?
Sent 10:53 AM

You know, a female that shares the same parents as you.
Sent 10:53 AM

How many times are we going to go over this?
Sent 10:54 AM

I
Sent 10:54 AM

Am
Sent 10:54 AM

Not
Sent 10:54 AM

Dumb
Sent 10:54 AM

Why do you seem surprised that I have a sister?
Sent 10:55 AM

Because you're so...you
Sent 10:55 AM

I'll have you know, I have 2 sisters
Sent 10:56 AM

Two? That's funny, I have 2 brothers
Sent 10:56 AM

There is no way in the world that YOU could possibly have two brothers
Sent 10:57 AM

I mean, your such a stick in the mud. Poor youngsters
Sent 10:57 AM

Actually, they are both 25. They are also VERY protective of their little Lily
Sent 10:58 AM

Yeah right. I'm calling your bluff
Sent 10:58 AM

<Audio File Sent at 11:00 AM>

Some crinkling is heard in the background before two very gruff voices come out of the receiver

Are you calling my sister a liar?

Listen here, if I find out that you have insulted, or in anyway harmed my sister

You won't like the outcome

Understand?

<End of Audio File>

Sorry about that, but hey, I warned you
Sent 11:03 AM

How did they even get your phone anyway?
Sent 11:03 AM

Family lunch every Sunday
Sent 11:04 AM

Oh
Sent 11:05 AM

Yeah
Sent 11:06 AM

So, I have to go for my sake and for yours
Sent 11:06 AM

What do you mean by that?
Sent 11:07 AM

My brother's think that my cringing in pain every 5 minutes is your fault
Sent 11:08 AM

Pain?
Sent 11:08 AM

Nvm
Sent 11:09 AM

Geez, I didn't realize cramps were so painful
Unsent 11:11 AM

If only he knew
Unsent 11:11 AM

A/N: So that was chapter 2, tell me what you think. Is the plot moving too fast? Too slow? What do you want to know about the characters?

You may have noticed that I changed the tag from read to sent, do you guys like that better?

Question of the Chapter: What's your favorite movie.