Jack: *Yawns*
*Turns on radio*

News Reporter: ---- And this months border guard issss....

*Drum roll is played*

Mr. Jackaboy "Jack" Bossitron!

Jack: WHAT?!

Guards: *SWARM IN*

Jack: JAESUS CHRIST

Guards: OK! COME WITH US NOW TO YOUR FIRST DAY OF WORK!

Jack: BUT I'VE LITERALLY ONLY BEEN IN EAST GRESTIN FOR...

*counts fingers*

8? 9 MONTHS?

Guards: Anyone here who can speak the Russian language and multiple others are eligible. No matter how long they have moved here. Now come with us, sir.

Jack: But.....
I wanna have cake for breakfast...

*BANG*

Jack: *blacks out*

*wakes up with bruise on head*

The hell? WAIT! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!

*notices book in front of him*

*reads book (it's just instructions and rules and stuff)*

Jack: *sigh* I guess I'm stuck here.

*says into loud speaker* GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE THEN!!

(The people will be added in the second day due to not many want to be in the story)

<<2 hours later>>

Jack: Jaesus this is hard... I've only seen 4 people! Anyways, NEXT!!

Man: *walks in*

Jack: Hmmm... it all seems to add up. You look fine too. Ok. Arstotzka welcomes you. Glory glory, all that s***.

Man: *Runs across border and grabs something out his pocket*

Jack: What the foo--

EXPLOSIONNNNNNN

Jacks Diary: Day 1

Today ended quite quickly after another terrorist attack. I had to be interviewed. I'm guessing it's those damn Kolechians again. Ah well. I got payed though. Not very well. At least it's only for the month. Unless they decide to keep me until I end up like the last Border Guard...

30 Credits earned. 10 is spent on food, and 10 more is spent on heating.

10 Credits Left In Account.