Five foot ten, such towering potential
All those legs and that reach, essential
Could have been a model or an athlete
Even a ballerina, it's a shame you like to eat
Too bad about your figure and your face
An ugly giant, such an absolute waste
Of good genetics, what went wrong
You don't resemble your parents, you don't belong
Sometimes you feel like Frankenstein, their cobbled creation
Or Sasquatch, hiding in the woods to avoid causing a sensation