"Dear Diary,
The Pegasus was back and of course it was out to attack us. This troll that goes by AquaWave warned me and Eridan about the zombie Pegasus. We hid from its patrol and we were ok. Also Tesla decided to stay with us. He is now mine and Eridan's pet. I'm glad we found Tesla. I also touched Eridan's fins. Whoops! He got so purple as I did that. It was really funny and cute. For such a mule he could be to the others, he's still a big sweetie in there somewhere. Anyways me, Eridan, and Tesla are on the way to find a wormhole.
                                                    Sincerely,
                                                            Brooklyn"

Grutle
I walked with Karkat trying to look for my chompers. We searched high and low, but couldn't find them. "Man, where are my chomperssss?" I asked myself while I looked under some leaves. "WHERE DO YOU THINK ITLL BE?" Asked Karkat. "No idea" I said looking around. My phone began vibrating. "WHO THE FUCK IS TEXTING YOU NOW?" Asked Karkat. "It'ssss Panya" Said Grutle as he answered her.

{trolling FeatherDancer}
FD: H£¥ Gru+|£
SS: Hey Panya what'ssss up?
FD: I n££d h£|p
SS: What happened?!
FD: I w£n+ @g@in$+ mom @nd I +hink I migh+ b£(ome a mom.
SS: Panya! Pleasssse tell me you ussssed a bucket and not youR human partssss. BRooklyn I undeRsssstand, But youR a tRoll.
FD: I u$£d +h£ hum@n p@r+$
SS: Oh wow. Ummmm........congRatulationssss Than. I wissssh you the besssst of luck Than with..........
FD: Rufioh
SS: Rufioh'ssss child. We'll be heRe to help you
FD: +hank you Gru+|£. +hank$ @ |o+
SS: no pRoblem. I'll ssssee you ssssoon
{FeatherDancer disconnected}

"SO WHAT DID PANYA NEED?" Asked Karkat. "sssshe'ssss holding a little grub in her" I replied. "WHAT?! HOW?!" Asked Karkat. "Sssshe ssssaid sssshe wassss carrying Rufioh'ssss grub" I said looking up in the trees. "ISNT HE DEAD? Asked Karkat, surprised. "Panya built thissss machine that could go through timelinessss. Sssshe gave one to Rufioh and they are able to meet each other" I said. "THEY USE A BUCKET?" Karkat asked me. "Sssshe ussssed her human partssss" I told him. "OH GREAT THERE GOES ANOTHER MESS" Said Karkat. "At leasssst you don't have to clean it" I chuckled.

We continued walking through this forest and these trees made it seem darker as we walked further in. "Where are thessssse chomperssss?!" I Said a Little pissed. "I THINK I FOUND THEM" Said Karkat. A ran over to him. Another troll was wearing them. "KANAYA!" He yelled, running up to her. I followed and she tried speaking but she couldn't. "Keep sssstill" I told her as I gently took the device off her head. "Your good" I said taking it off. "Thank you" she said, rubbing her face. "How'd thissss get on you?" I asked her.
"I found it and someone put it on me. I don't know why" said Kanaya. Kanaya's trollian went off and she took it out

{trolling MidnightWanderer}
MW: .-. ..- -.
GA: Excuse Me?
MW: .-. ..- -. / -... . ..-. --- .-. . / .. - / -.-. --- -- . ...
GA: What?
MW: .. / -.. .. -.. / ... .- -.-- / - --- / .-. ..- -.
GA: I Don't Understand You.
MW: --. --- --- -.. -... -.-- .
{Midnight Wanderer disconnected}

I looked at Kanaya. "What wassss this troll trying to ssssay?" I asked. A screech came from behind them. An angel-like creature flew down from the skies. "Oh no" I said. I put on my chompers, Karkat took out his regisickles, and Kanaya took out her chainsaw. The creature landed and screeched loudly. I lowered my ears to try and block out some of the sound. Poison began dripping from the fangs. "ATTACK!!!!!!" yelled Karkat. Kanaya jumped up and attacked the creature. It began bleeding white blood. It swung Kanaya into a branch and clawed her. She began bleeding on her stomach and I jumped on to Karkat than on the beast. Karkat held Kanaya's stomach trying to keep the blood in her.

I bit down on the creature, injecting it with my poison. The creature screeched and it fell to the ground. I jumped off and took the chompers off my head. I walked over to Kanaya and kneeled next to her. "Your hurt Kanaya" I said. "I'll be fine" she said trying to calm me. I took off my shirt and wrapped it around her. "That sssshould hold the bleeding for now" I said. "Thank you" said Kanaya as she rested up against the tree. I sat next to her and closed my eyes. "My name'ssss Grutle Vladimir . I'm the beta troll of the Sssserpenssss. I have an older brother and a dad" I said, introducing myself. "My name is Kanaya Maryam. I'm the beta troll of my group" she said smiling. "Virgossss" I said. "If that's what it's call alright" she chuckled.

I gave her my phone and she put her trollian account on it. My phone vibrated in her hands. "Someone's trying to contact you" Said Kanaya. I looked at my phone and hanged my head low. "It'ssss my brother" I whimpered.

{trolling ZombieConstrictor}
ZC: WHAT'SSSS up little BASSSSTARD?
SS: Leave me alone pleasssse Sssserpentussss
ZC: I SSSSERIOUSSSSLY want to be a highblood!
SS: Not thissss again
ZC: The Grand Highblood will kill you little BASSSSTARD. He DOESN'T fu(king (are about other HIGHBLOODSSSS, JUSSSST the SSSSTUPID medium and low BLOODSSSS.
SS: Pleasssse sssstop talking about highbloodssss.
ZC: Our glowing blood ISSSS a NUISSSSANCE to every blood CLASSSSSSSSS out there.
SS: BRo pleasssse, I'm gonna cRy. Pleasssse no more blood
ZC: Oh and I'm SSSSORRY BASSSSTARD. I don't know how to say THISSS. Diamond died yesterday
SS: Oh gog no!!! Pleasssse not Diamond!!!! No!!!! No!!!! No!!!! No!!!! No!!!!
ZC: The ORION'SSSS threw her into the fireplace
{SlytherinSerpent disconnected}
ZC: He fell for it!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Tears began flooding my eyes. They glew as they fell. "D-diamond" I stuttered. "GRUTLE, WHAT'S WRONG?" Karkat asked me. "Diamond i-issss d-de-dead!!" I Said, curling up into myself trying to get away from this world. Kanaya hugged me trying to comfort me. I pushed her away. "L-leave me a-alone pleasssse" i Said. We stood in that spot for a really long while.