Percy: So hermespranker, why haven't you been updating...

Hermespranker: DON'T KILL ME I SWEAR I'LL UPDATE MORE!!!! 

Annabeth: *comes in with knife* Swear on the River Styx

Hermespranker: *runs away* Ok SWEAR ON RIVER STYX I'LL UPDATE MORE JUST DON'T KILL ME!!!