"I saw my ex-girlfriend today."

How was she?

"She was fine. Good, in fact. She has a new boyfriend already."

Already?

"Yeah. It's only been a week since we broke up..."

Well, if it makes you feel any better, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Roughly more than 32,000 species, in fact.

"Siri, you're funny."

I'm not just a pretty face.