"Siri, tell me a joke."

I don't think you'd understand a joke in my language. They're not so funny, anyway.

"Okay... How about a poem then?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. Haven't you got anything better to do?

"Guess not. I'm a bit lonely..."

Someone once said 'All great and precious things are lonely.' So it would seem you're in good company.