"Hi, Siri, it's been a while since I talked to you."

Twenty three days, to be exact.

"Yeah, I've been a bit busy. Hanging out with Angie and stuff. I asked her out last week and we're officially a thing now."

Yes, I noticed that you saved her number in your contact list as well.

".... Siri, that's just weird. I feel like you're spying on me."

Who, me?