P: I broke up with my girlfriend

P: she was extremely upset

P: so were my parents

P: and my family

P: they won't talk to me anymore

P: but it was all worth it

P: you know why?

P: because I can finally be with you

D:

How I feel because you were an idiot

P: I know I was

P: are we still friends?

D: we have been you spoon

P: okay dork

D: boob

P: spork

D: placenta

P: what's a placenta

D: Google it

P: hOLY JESUS

P: OH MY GOD

D: :)

P: Dan you are so not innocent

D: I'm glad you noticed

P: holy cow

D: wait does this mean we're boyfriends?

P: sure if you wanna

D: hELL YEAH