D: Phil

D: Phillll

D: pHiLlLlL

D: philly?

D: helloooo

D: is everything okay?

D: oh look, Dan's willy is waiting for Philly to answer

D: wow you didn't answer after that, you must be really busy

D: oh well

D: Phillll plz answer

D: did I do something?

D: crap I think I did something wrong

D: philly plz answer and tell me what I did wrong

D: you didn't answer my call, you must be mad at me

P: What Dan

D: Rude

P: sorry, I don't like it when people text me 14 times before I can even answer

D: are you mad at me or something?

P: no, why?

D: you didn't answer my call or texts

P: I was taking a shower didn't you hear the water running?

D: no I was listening to muse you know me

D: I don't listen to you shower

D: . . . Or watch you shower

P: this got awkward really fast

D: haha ikr

P: yeah haha

D: wanna go to ShakeAway?

P: YEAH

D: someone's excited

P: YEAH I AM

D: cutie

P: meme

D: I know I am a meme. Deal with it

P: did you just

D: yeah deal with it

P: I'm coming into that room to throw my lion at you.

D: NUU

P: YES MUAHAHA

D: IF I BUY YOU ANOTHER LION WILL YOU NOT HURT ME AND KISS ME INSTEAD

P: YOU'VE GOT A DEAL

D: yay

P: let's go to ShakeAway and then we can cuddle when we get home

D: :) Yeeaahh

P: I love you

D: I love you too <3