D: Hey Phil

P: yeah?

D: do you want another child?

P: wait are you preggers

D: no but do you want another child?

P: um I dunno

D: oh crap balls

P: why?

D: I adopted another child

P: WHAT

D: he's a he

P: DAN YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE DECISIONS LIKE THIS WITHOUT ME KNOWING

D: you wanna know his name?

P: ugh fine

D: JOHN CENA

P: oh YOU LITTLE BOOGER

D: DUN DUNA DAAAAAAAAA

P: Haha

D: DUN DUNA DAAAAAAAAA

P: okay I get it

D: DUN DUNA DAAAAAAAAA

P: A. Keep going and never cuddle or have sex with Phil ever again

B. Stop and be able to cuddle and have sex with Phil whenever

D: okay I'm done