H: Dad

D: Harry

H: Lester

D: husband of lester

P: the first lester

H: no but really dads

D: yes?

P: hm?

H: I have a boyfriend

D: WHAT

P: DAN THIS IS BIG

H: ... are you mad?

P: no, of course not! I'm happy! My son has a BOYFRIEND!

D: HAROLD EDWARD STYLES LESTER YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

H: ... yes

D: I want his full name, his mom's number, to meet his parents, to have dinner with him, to hang out with you guys, and make sure he's not bad

P: Babe just leave him alone with his boyfriend

H: Thank you dad-

P: but if you ever get pregnant your father and i will have to kill you

H: PA

P: Just saying..

D: Fine. But he better not be having sex with that boy yet

P: Oh my god Daniel leave him alone

H: aaand I'm leaving the chat now. Dads going all 'over protective dad'

P: Bai!

D: Okay, I'm gonna go wank off to Haru- I MEAN WATCH TV

P: DAN

H: What?

D: Love you son <3

P: Nice talk with you, Dan I need a word with you

D: Harry help your dad and I will give you £10.

H: Pa leave him alone.

P: say that again and you're not allowed to play video games for a week

H: GOTTA MCR HEH LOVE YOU DADS