P: Hey dan

D: fuck taxes

P: ?

D: fuck everything

P: are you okay?

D: what is the meaning of life

P: did the power go out again

D: *growl*

P: aaand the power went out didn't it

D: life is pointless

P: oh also followed by an existential Crisis

D: why do we exist

P: I'll be home to cover you with a blanket while you have your existential Crisis

D: wHAT IF HUMANS NEVER EXISTED

D: WHAT WOULD THE WORLD BE LIKE

D: WOULD IT JUST BE BUGS (ew) AND ANIMALS.