D: happy birthday philly!

P: Aww thanks babe

H: happy birthday dad!

P: thank you guys I love you <3

D: I love you too ♡

H: ily ♡

-* Later That Night*-

D: Phiiil..

P: yeeees?

D: nobody's home..

P: we're home

D: Harry isn't home..

P: ?

P: ohhhh

D: Mhm

D: I want you to pound into me

D: I want you to make my ass so red it looks like a tomato

D: I want to look like a grape

D: from all the hickeys

H: ... I'm not home but I'm still in the group chat

D: ... have fun with louis

P: Jesus Dan

D: oh so I'm Jesus now?

P: shut up

D: love you too

[THIS IS A SPECIAL CHAPTER TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WORLD'S SUNSHINE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILLY! I LOVE YOU! -A]