P: DAN

D: WHAT

D: WHAT HAPPENED

P: I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU

D: ME TOO

D: YOU GO FIRST

P: I BOOKED US TICKETS TO NEW YORK

P: WE'RE STAYING AT A REALLY NICE HOTEL

D: ... oh.

D: shit

P: what???

D: ... I booked us tickets to meet kanye

P: what

P: DAN

P: I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING TO NEW YORK

D: I know

D: I'm sorry

D: bUT THE TICKETS WERE 10 BUCKS EACH I COULDN'T RESIST

P: DAN I CANT BELIEVE YOU

P: I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS

P: FOR US

D: I'm sorry but #danye

P: I can't believe you dan

-*

*Later*

D: phil?

D: Phil baby

D: I'm sorry

D: I can see you're reading my texts

D: I'm sorry

D: Phil you know how much I love kanye

D: but I don't love him more than you

D: philly please answer

P: go away

D: baby im sorry

D: I totally forgot about the NY thing but I love kanye and you know that

D: I love you