D: how'd you like my smut yesterday

P: I hate you

D: you didn't have sex with me

P: well there was a baby in our room

D: we could've done it in Harry's room

D: or the couch

D: or the floor

P: DANIEL WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX IN OUR SON'S ROOM

D: Alright alright...

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D: hey babe

P: yes?

D:

Still sexy as fuck

P: DAN NO

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D:

jUST LOOK AT YOU

HOW ADORABLE YOU ARE

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P: how cute

D: oW

P: :)

P: love you

D: love you too