D: Phil are you calling me on my Phone?

P: . . . Maybeeee

D: philly, I'm at a meeting

P: I know, but I just wanted to embarrass you with your ring tone

D: it didn't play 'Toxic' before- oH YOU LITTLE SHIT

P: haha

D: you're so annoying

P: I know

P: . . . Deal with it

D: I don't think the meme stuff fits you, your personality is too adorable for it

P: you just quoted that from the punk edits irl video didn't you

D: yaas

D: and I'm going to hit you with my lips when I get home

P: I'm laughing so hard right now because I can imagine your lips being like duck lips and them bouncing on my arm

D: hahaha

P: okee, well, I'll let you get back to the meeting now, sorry to bother

D: Lion, you never bother. Call me anytime.

D: I DIDN'T MEAN CALL ME NOW TOXIC IS STILL PLAYING

P: hehe

D: I'm hitting you with my duck lips when I get home

P: hehe, okay, I love you, bye bye now.

D: bye bye. <3