D: Hiii

P: hi Danny

D: where are you?

P: I'm in the living room.

D: I'm in the bedroom ;)

P: Dan

D: what I'm young. Take advantage of my youth.

P: not right now, I need to pay the taxes

D: fuck taxes

P: I know right

P: but I have to pay them

D: You can pay my taxes

P: Daniel.

D: pleaassseee

P: fine. But you have to pay the taxes later.

D: fine.

D: now come. And I mean that in both ways.

P: DAN.

D: You're getting turned on aren't you

P: no

D: yeah you are

P: okay fine I am

D: I knew it

P: alright just let me fuck you already before I wank off

D: PHIL LESTER DID YOU JUST SAY FUCK

P: NO

D: YES YOU DID OH MY GOSH MY BABY IS GROWING UP

P: shut up

D: make me

P: no sex then

D: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I WON'T DO IT AGAIN I'M SORRY

P: haha okay well I'm coming in now

P: and I mean that in 3 ways

D: what

D: OH I GET IT NOW

D: PHIL

P: I'm coming in so leave the phone

D: yaay