Could you be that special short (but not nice to Germany) one for a happy Tomato farmer?Message from Antonio Ferandez
Could you be that special short (but not nice to Germany) one for a happy Tomato farmer?
Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound short.

Are you interested in Romano? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm can't sense the mood and you'll have noticed my curvaceous toes. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very chubby and extremely salty. I particularly like your curvatious curl.

You're not nice to Germany though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody nice to Germany, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my tomato, Tomato~Chan to the vet and said, "My tomato is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Tomato~Chan up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping the world. My job as a Tomato farmer is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very happy man.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how happy I can be.

Love from
Antonio Ferandez

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.