I hate this man and his crusty head

He shaves his feet in his crusty bed

He eats crusty nuts in his crusty hut

and they spill on downward to his crusty gut

He gets lead poisoning from his crusty tools

He shouts at the neighborhood's crusty fools

His crusty teeth have fallen out

He inhales pepper with his crusty snout

His crusty body malfunctions often

His crusty liver has started to soften

And he was the one who cared the most

when finally his crusty body overdosed