Yo, what's up?

I'm Shaun Kennel, and I'm stoked to be a part of this killer challenge that Eclipse501 has going on.

For my prankee, I got the category: best friend, so I chose my best pal, Kyle, to whom I'll be texting the lyrics to Justin Bieber's Company.

The thing you should probably know is that Kyle is gay, and considering how intimate and suggestive that particular Bieber is, he might find it odd that I'm saying those things to him, which makes this all the more fun.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against him being gay, since Kyle has been out for over a year and I've been there with him ever since, so it's not like I'm making fun of him or anything. Plus, Kyle is Uber awesome and isn't afraid to be himself.

So, Yea. Just wanted to set the record straight.

Eclipse501: Why did you chose Company?

Well, I guess because that's the only song I could think of off the bat that I know he wouldn't know, because Kyle's a major musicaholic, since he once told me that he doesn't like Justin's songs.

Eclipse501: Okay then. So I guess we can start.

*Smiles* Knowing Kyle, he's probably watching Netflix and chilling right now. *Laughs*

Can we...

Hey, Shaunzee. Sup?

We keep...

Keep what?

Keep each other's company?

What? Dude, we're literally 23 kilometers away.

Maybe we, can be, be each other's company...

Um, what are you saying? Are you okay?

Lets set each other's lonely nights.

Shaun, you do know who you're talking to right?

Be each other's paradise.

Need a picture for my frame. Someone to share my reign.

Oh God. Cringe.

What are you saying to me!?

Mega cringe.

Tell me what you wanna drink. I'll tell you what I've got in mind.

...

Why does that sound so dirty!?

Oh, I don't know your name...

What? My Facebook name? Oh crap, I forgot to tell you I changed it. It's now "Tay_gets_the_gay." I feel like it's more subtle than "The_unicorn_king," you know? Lmao.

But I feel like that's 'bout to change.

LOL. You must think that after I've changed it 20 times, right! Lol. But no, I think I'll work with this one for a while. ☺ 😜

You ain't gotta be my lover for you to call me "baby."

😦 Wait, what?

Why would I wanna call you "baby"?

Never been around, no pressure. Ain't that serious?

Um, you've lost me.

Can we, we keep, keep each other's company?

You've asked that already.

What's the big deal? FI'll come look for you next weekend.

And why, for the love of shinny rainbow babies, are you talking like that?

Ohohohohohohoh!

Ohohohohohohoh!

What the fuck's with all the ohs?

Are you high?

Dude, you know you shouldn't get high without me!

LOL. No wonder you're acting like a moron. 😁

Ohohohohohohoh!

Lol

It ain't about the complications. I'm more about the elevation.

What complications?

We can keep it goin' up. Oh, don't miss out on us.

I just wanna have a conversation.

What's on your mind?

Forget about the obligations. Maybe we can stay in touch. Oh, that ain't doin' too much.

You ain't gotta be my lover, for me to call you baby.

There you go again. You do know I'm gay, right? Since I came out to you A YEAR AGO! or are you making fun of me!?

Because whatever it is, it's not cool 😎.

Never been about no pressure. Ain't that serious? No.

😦

Can we, we be, be each other's company?

Be each other's company.

Just be each other's company.

Hold on. Are you gay, now?

Oh my God!!

Since when?!

*Laughs hysterically* Oh man, that's unexpected. He thinks I'm coming out to him or something. Like, what the fuck? *Chuckles and shakes head* That Kyle's something else, man. Believe me. I guess this is where my prank ends. There's just something about not crossing a certain line, you know what I mean?

What?

Where the hell did you get that!?

No. I'm. Not. Coming. Out. Of nowhere. Lol

LOL. Then what was that all about? You wanting me to call you baby and shit. What the fuck?

LOL. Sorry, man. Was just messing around with you.

Why? 😦

A prank.

What kind of prank is that?

That's fucked up.

What if I'd had feelings for you or something. Do you know how awkward that would've been?

😏

It's not funny!

Don't play with a person like that, Shaun.

You can never know what mess you'll stir up.

Admit it. Now that you realize what's really up, it's pretty funny isn't it?

😁 You're lucky I'm a sweetheart. Or I would come kick your ass right now.

Psssh. Sweetheart?! Cringe. More like because you know I'll hand your ass to you.

On a silver platter.

Lol

True. Lol

☺

So, did you like make up those words?

Nah. They're song lyrics.

Whose? I don't think I've heard it.

Justin Bieber.

Cringe.

LOL 😜

So what's up differently?

Just chilling with a friend.

Oooh. A friend eh? 😉

Stop that. She's not like that.

Oooh. She...

Yes.

Special friend?

Oh God! She's my author.

Oh. 😦

Boring!

You're annoying.

You love me!! 😍

*sigh* I do.

Seriously though, I'm coming to visit next week.

And you better not try any funny business.

Psssh. Get a life.

LOL. Later. Netflix is calling.

Ciao! 😘 😘

Total dork.

Eclipse501: You guys seem pretty close.

Best mates since preschool.

Eclipse501: I see. That's good though. Most guys I know would probably be skeptical of hanging with him because he's, you know...

Human? Kyle being gay isn't all that defines him. Being gay is just his sexuality. He has the right to love whomever he loves. It just happens that he loves boys. As far as I see it, that's his business, his decision. I have no right to tell him what to or not to do. He isn't a kid. He's twenty-one.

I get that it's 'weird' for most guys, but that's just because most guys are morons.

Eclipse501: Well said. You're a really amazing friend.

Thanks. *Smiles*

Eclipse501: Well that's a wrap for another installment of PRANK IT! guys. See you next time. Bye bye 👋