1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

2. You can't count your hair.

3. You can't breath through your nose, with your tongue out.

4. You just tried to do #3

6. When you did #3 you notice it was possible, only you look like a dog.

7. Your smiling right now, because you we're fooled.

8.you skipped #5.

9. You just checked to see if there's a #5.

10. But you we're fooled again.

XD