>>I love succulents.<<

Hate: *laughing so hard she's crying* *presses the call button on her phone as Tim holds Sam to a chair and Kireina hands him rope* Tim- shit no he's struggling too much. Kireina, hold on, hand me the rope. *giggles* *she pauses for a moment, listening, and then yells into the phone* DAAAAARRRRKK! COME HELP US CAPTURE SAM!

Sam: *he struggles and tries to shove Tim off of him, scowling* *yells hopefully* DARK?! OH THANK GOD- Eh- HELP ME-

Hate: *quickly cuts him off, turning away from Sam* Ignore the screams of terror, just come over. *laughs a little* *pauses again and then rolls her eyes* Because he won't play the drums for us. Sorry to disappoint- *theres a loud crash and she spins around* *the chair is knocked over and Tim is struggling to keep Sam down, laughing the whole time*

Sam: *finally manages to push Tim off of him and jumps up, grabbing the rope from Kireina and running into the kitchen*

Hate: GOD DAMMIT! TIM, GRAB HIM. SHIT, OK, DARK JUST COME OVER I GOTTA- *suddenly she's scooped up and thrown over Sam's shoulder* *she drops her phone and the line cuts off* *struggles and hits his back with her fists* LET ME GO YOU BASTARD-

Sam: *he stands cautiously away from Tim, who stops moving when he picks up Hate* Nobody move. I'll hold the queen hostage till you let me go. *then he smirks* Actually.. Kireina, you can be free. But these two..

Kireina: *looks from Tim, to Hate* ..You're on your own, bitches. *runs to the guest room*

Tim: ...Oh shit. I don't have any more rope..

Hate: TIM, GOD DAMMIT! YOU'VE SCREWED US ALL!

Sam: Oh, don't worry queen. You'll be fine.. *grins*

-A few hours later-

*walks in the door, obviously really happy* *stops and blinks a few times*

Hate: *she nods a hello from the couch* *her wrists and ankles are tied together, but she seems pretty chill* Sup?

Tim: *he's in the kitchen, mostly tied to a chair and gagged* *he looks at me and lets out a calm, muffled 'help me'*

*stands their for a moment* What... the fuck..?

Sam: *slowly walks out* Oh, hello. *grins evilly* *takes out some rope from behind his back and starts towards me* I've been waiting for you.

*slowly backs towards the door, giggling a little* *tries to throw him off by distracting him* Are you gonna punish me? *takes another step towards the door* Have I been a bad girl~? *reaches the door and stands there for a moment*

Sam: *blushes and rolls his eyes* Oh, shut up. *then smirks, trying to turn the joke against me* You'll have to save that for later, love~

*blushes and scoffs, then tries to bolt out the door* *realizes it's locked* How the- *squeaks when he picks me up and throws me over his shoulder* HELP- AH~ HELP ME! *laughs uncontrollably* NOOOO!

Sam: *he walks over to Tim* You're coming with me, too~ *drags the chair to his room*

-a few minutes later-

*sitting next to Hate on the couch, also tied up* *Tim's still with Sam* *looks at her nonchalantly* You know, when the boys get here to rescue us, they're going to be very, very confused. And maybe turned on. Probably turned on. But who knows?

Hate: *shoves me over with her shoulder and chuckles a little*