Tim: *tiredly watching tv, occasionally glancing at Sam in the kitchen*

Sam: *trying to make eggs* *is obviously having a lot of trouble* U-Uh... Tim please help..

Tim: *looks over at him and smiles a bit* Ya? What's up, Sam?

Sam: *doesn't look at him and just stutters out quickly* UsuallyIcancookprettywellbutohmygodIdidsomethingwrrroooonnnnggggg-

Tim: *looks confused* *he stands up and walks over, smiling a bit* I'm sorry, babe. What was that-? *the eggs light on fire*

Sam: SsshIIIT-

Tim: *squeaks and jumps back* SAM WHAT DID YOU DO-

Sam: *running around, trying to find something to put out the fire* I DON'T KNOW-

Tim: *fucking blowing air at the flames* This iSN'T WORKING. SAAAAAAAAAMMMM, GET THE FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER-

Sam: *grabs it and hastily sprays it on the fire* *the impact from the spray knocks them both on the ground and he ends up getting it all over the kitchen*

Tim: *breathes out a sigh of relief* Thank god... SaM.

Sam: *yelps and jumps up* I'm so so so so so sorry!! I-I didn't know-

Tim: *rolls his eyes and stands up with him* *quickly hugs him from behind* Sammy, it's fine. You just gotta be more careful, ok? I don't want you hurt. *nuzzles his neck*

Sam: *freezes up slightly and blushes* O-Ok..

Tim: *smiles* Now.. let's clean this up.

Sam: *nods and quickly starts to clean*

-Meanwhile, with Kate and Hate (also a fucking disaster, lmao.)-

Hate: *rolls eyes while walking with the group through the mall* Uh, ya. He totally is.

*scoffs* He is not. Anti is way more confident than Dark.

Hate: *starts laughing hysterically* Suuureeeee.

*pouts* You suck. Dark, does she suck? *smirks*

Hate: *rolls eyes again* Ya, well you swallow. *says in a mocking tone* Anti, does she swallow?

*smacks her forehead* Alright bitch I'm going to fucking prove it to you. *looks around for a moment and then stops, chuckling slightly* Ah. Perfect. Let's go in there. Have them buy us something. We'll be the judge of who is the least embarrassed. *points to a sex shop*

Hate: *grins* Absolutely perfect. Have you ever been in there?

*smiles a bit* Ya. That was one fucked up dare. *shudders from the memory* But anyways, let's go. *links arms with Hate and skips towards it, bickering back and forth with her*

Dark and Anti: *stare at each other expectantly*

Dark: Well? Answer the damn question. *grins cockily*

Anti: *his face turns red* Wh-Wha- DARK! SHUT UP.

Dark: *laughs* I'll take that as a yes. Now, about Hate.. *he slowly grins and just shakes his head a bit* *smirk only widens as he follows us*

Anti: ...Oh god... *hesitantly follows, obviously nervous*

>>I'm bored help xD<< >>Also, MusicMichelle I'm doing your dare in the next chapter love ya boo <3<<