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Hate: *she walks into the living room which luckily isn't a fucking mess anymore* *Sam and Tim are in there, cuddling (shiiippppp) and watching a movie* *clears her throat* I wanna group hug *:3*

Tim: *looks at her and chuckles* Ok..? Where's Kate, then? *gasp* Let's ambush her and force this hug upon her! *evil laughter*

Sam: *his eyes widen* Oh gosh, wait. Tim no, we'll crush her.

Hate: *rolls her eyes* No we won't! She's like, only an inch shorter than me, she'll be fine.

Sam: *shakes his head* No, Hate. She's skinnier than you, which makes her even smoller. And it's almost two inches shorter, now.

Tim: Lmao, he's right.

Hate: *O-O* Wait I grew? I didn't even know that..

Sam: The only reason I know is because I see you guys all the time, so it's easy to distinguish which one is taller. *shrugs*

Hate: Oh. Well yay! I got taller! *she smiles triumphantly and dances a little*

Sam: But seriously, let's just... be careful. And not hurt her.

Tim: *chuckles and rolls his eyes* She'll be fiiiiinnneee.

-Ten minutes later-

*walks into the kitchen to get water* *opens the fridge, completely oblivious to the little fuckers and their plans*

Everyone: *jumps out of no where and attacks (the hug ninjas lol)*

*squeaks and jumps a little* *muffled* Eh! Guuuuyyyyssss! You're squishing me. Haaalllpppppp-

Hate: You're fine. Embrace us!

*rolls eyes and giggles a little* I can't move!!

Tim: Ah! My hand is tangled in your hair! Why is it so thick-?!

Sam: Her hair isn't the only thing that's thick. *insert Lenny face here*

Hate: *wheezes* SAM, OH MY GOD-

*face flushes* WE'RE BOTH DATING SOMEONE SAM-

Tim: *laughing* Sam noooo-

Sam: *giggles at his pervertedness* Kidding, kidding. Maybe. Also, you're so short! *chuckles*

*huffs* Shut up! I'm not short.. *>:3*

Tim: You're smol.

*is triggered* Fucking call me smol again, I dare you.

Tim: *smirks slyly* *mumbles* Smol..

*glares and teleports somewhere unknown* *he hears sadistic laughter and then silence* *what sounds like small footsteps go through the hallway and then it's quiet again*

Tim: Uh.... Kate..? *O~O*

Hate: *snorts* Fuck this shit I'm out. *dips out the window*

Sam: Fend for yourself, Timmy. *backs into the shadows like the goth shit that he is*

Tim: ... Guys.. *he hears giggling again* Help... *slowly goes to the door and runs*

*walks out and grins* You fools. I am not smol, I am fierce.. Rawr. *giggles and goes to the couch, grabbing the popcorn that was so carelessly left behind, and sits down, continuing to watch the movie*