A/N: Based off of Thomas Sander's, Code Geass Abridged, and TFS Hellsing.

1.  How All Disney Movies Should End Part 1

    Zaydon appears as Zaydon Black holds Zayda as his hostage.

Zaydon Black:  You will never have her!

Zaydon:  And why is that?

Zaydon Black:  Because I love you.

    Zaydon stops and carries Zaydon Black as a bride.

Zayda:  I just can't even.

2. How All Disney Movies Should End Part 2

    Zano holds Zayda as his hostage.

Zayda:  Help!

Zaydon:  Never fear for I-

Zayda Black and pushes Zaydon aside.

Zayda Black:  I got this. *punches Zano and Zayda runs into her arms*

Zaydon:  That's sweet. *saw Zayda Black carries Zayda as a bride*

Zano:  That's adorable.

3.  Soup Store

    Austin (gojira2003)  was calling Zaydon on his phone.

Austin: Hello?

Zaydon:  Hey, what's up?

Austin:  I need your help. Can you come here?

Zaydon:  Ah, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Austin:  Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

Zaydon:  I can't find them.

Austin:  What do you mean you can't find them?

Zaydon:  I can't find them. There's only soup.

Austin:  What do you mean there's only soup?

Zaydon:  There's only soup.

Austin:  Well then, get out of the soup aisle!

Zaydon:  Alright, you don't have to shout at me!  *walks to the next aisle*  There's more soup.

Austin:  What do you mean there's more soup?!

Zaydon:  There's just more soup.

Austin:  Go into the next aisle!

Zaydon:  There's still soup!

Austin:  Where are you, right now?!

Zaydon:  I'm at Soup!

Austin:  What do you mean you're at Soup?!

Zaydon:  I mean I'm at Soup!

Austin:  What store are you in?!

Zaydon:  I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Austin:  WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE?!

Zaydon:  FUCK YOU!

4.  We Would Make Beautiful Children

    Zayda Black notices Zayda and stares at her.

Zayda Black:  hay fraulien, fraulien.  HAY FRAULIEN!

Zayda:  Oi.

Zayda Black:  We would make beautiful children.

    Zayda blushes until Zaydon uses ki blasts at her.

Zaydon:  Is that boy girl bugging you?!

Austin owned by gojira2003 and Zaydon, Zayda, Zayda Black, and Zano is owned by SwordwarriorX