Idk why I'm doing this. Just assume I know what I'm doing XD

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Me: <sees a grammar error in assignment> tRiGgErEd.

Friend: No one says that anymore. Stop saying it before you get disowned and ran over by a camper.

Me: You make that seem like a bad thing!

Friend: The camper's metal.

Me: Even better!
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Another Friend: Hey Luke, are you okay?

Me: <stares at totally legal E.T Jedi memes>
W H A T      I S       L I F E
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A third Friend: YOYOYOYOYOYO WUZ GOIN ON YO!

Me: YOYOYOYOYO TEAM SKULL YO!

Me and Friend: YOYOYOYOYOYO!!!

Friend the fourth: Why do I associate myself with these idiots?

Me: YOYOYOYOYOYOYO!

Friend: YOYOYOYO HOW'S CHAPTER 15 GOING?

Me: TERRIBLY
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Me: <goes on Wattpad cause I have nothing better to do in my life ;-;>

<sees this>

Me: ಠ_ಠ I no longer know these people. (Kidding AceTrainerSerenity TheLoneWanderer17 =p)

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Friend: Fück Star Wars.

Other friend and Me: Die.
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Friend 6th: Hey. Remember that time we went to the beach and you tried to keep a fish eyeball?

Me: .....

What?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<watching movie for English class>

Me: I still ship those two characters.

Friend: Wtf is wrong with you?!

Classmate in from of us: Facts. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Classmate: I put my blood, sweat and tears into the assignment!

Teacher: Not sure about the blood part...

Me: Not sure about the sweat part either... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<teacher talking about career fair>

Classmate: There gonna be food?

<class starts laughing>

Me: Goals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<walks in apartment door>

Stevie: Kid, gimme cheese.

Me: No. <grabs Cheez-its>
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<goes to JoJo who is in  kennel>

JoJo: Can I have treats I's been good! ( =^x^= )

Me: You put a hole in the wall.

<silence>

JoJo: Okay, I's been a little bad....
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Me: <puts earmuffs on JoJo's belly>

JoJo: <flops> MY NO LIKE THIS I CANNOT CAT!!!

Yeah.....

C'yall later!