Today i was cutting into a lemon
Being the stupid idiot i am
I put my fingers in the way.
And i cut really deep into my fingers.
And also. Being me. I didnt scream of react. I just sighed and washed off all the blood. But blood kept on pouring out.
I asked my mom where the bandages are. My mom said a bandage wont help cause im bleeding way to much. I told her what happened and she shook her head. Ey mom. U know im stupid k.

And guess what.

It burns like hell caus i was cutting a LEMON

I hope lauren isnt here to make lemon jokes