(By the way I don't mean to offend anyone who is a blonde)

Ginger:I'm gonna be the first girl on mars.

Brunette:I'm gonna be the first girl on Jupiter.

Blonde:I'm gonna be the first girl on the sun.

Ginger & brunette:but you'll burn.

Blonde:I'll go at night duh.

Ginger & brunette:* face palm*