This is a random conversation I had with matsuma753 at school.

(M753: Italics)
(Me: Bold)

*speaking in a British accent
M753: I am Queen Elizabeth II.
Me: I am Johnny Toast. (VT reference)
M753: I am the Queen of England.
Me: I am Sherlock Holmes.
M753: I am Watson.
Me: I am Sherlock Holmes.
M753: I AM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!
Me: I am Johnny Toast and the Queen of England is my grandmother.
M753: I am the Queen of England and YOU ARE NO MORE!
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Me: *nearly bumps into a person Excusez-moi.
Me: Why am I speaking in French when we were currently speaking with a British accent?
M753: I don't know. You were speaking in French while talking in a British accent.
Me: *thinking (I just said that.)
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Me: Dear Watson, please accompany me upstairs.
*goes upstairs
*reached classroom on the 3rd floor
Me: Please wait for me by this door, dear Watson. Farewell. I shall return. *enters classroom *closes door *opens door
Me: Au Revoir! *closes door
M753: ...
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Me: Elementary, dear Watson.
M753: But we're in high school, Ms. Sherlock. You don't know your own curriculum!
Me: ... *thinking (What?)
~•~•~
M753: *speaking in normal voice
My brain farted.
Me: ...
~•~•~
Me: *talking to someone
I keep calling you... *notices another friend. Oh, hello!
M753: You keep calling me "Oh, hello"?
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*once again speaking in a British accent
M753: I am the Queen of England!
Me: You may be the Queen of England, but you are still dear Watson to me.