A guy is driving down a deserted highway. He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the stop sign. From out of nowhere, a cop pulls him over.

COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

GUY: "Hey, I slowed down didn't I???"

COP: "You must come to a full stop at the sign."

GUY: "Stop. Slow down. What's the difference?"

The cop pulls out his baton and starts to beat the guy with-out mercy.

COP: "Well, do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN?"