Waiter: 1 roast beef.
Ricky: What would you like Ethel?
Ethel: I think I'll have the lamb chops.
Waiter: 1 lamb chops.
Fred: What looks good to you Rick?
Ricky: Well...
Lucy: Lamb chops huh? Gee that sounds good and their not fattening either. Would you mind changing my order to lamb chops? Oh and I don't want too much fat on them, but I want them extra thick.
Waiter: Maybe you would want me to trot the lamb by then you could pick out the chops you'd like?
Lucy: (mad) Well!
Ricky: Lucy please.
Fred: Go ahead Rick order something.
Ricky: I'll have a sirloin steak.
Waiter: And how would you like it?
Ricky: Rare, thick and juicy.
Waiter: Yes sir. And what would you like sir?
Fred: Well, I think I'll have the...
Lucy: Sirloin steak huh?
Waiter: How would you like it madam, well, medium, or rare?
Lucy: Rare.
Fred: Pork chops.
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Lucy: Well I...
Waiter: You order last!
Ethel: Uh, coffee for me.
Fred: I'll have coffee too.
Waiter: 2 coffees.
Ricky: Milk.
Waiter: Milk. Now madam what would you like?
Lucy: Pork chops huh? Would it be too much to change my order to pork chops.
Waiter: (sarcastically) Why no madam what ever have you that idea?
Lucy: I'd like 2 pork chops please.
Waiter: Very well.
Lucy: Why don't you write it down?
Waiter: I already did when he ordered it.

      -I love Lucy: Lucy changes her mind