And this birthday potato's name is Lunar !!

She's a real weirdo and she's made me laugh amd smile so much more times than I can count. She's also made me question mine and her sanity WAY more times than I can count. Whether it be drug selling milkmans, her constantly asking me to tickle her pickle, her saying "tAstY" when I said I was on my period, or her asking me if I seduced the CEO of M&Ms.

....Yeah, definitely not sane.

By the way, she also makes Dad jokes all the damn time:

Which has led me to believe that she's secretly actually a Dad.

Anyway, since it's her birthday today, I've finally decided to forgive her for not bailing me out of jail about a month ago because apparently she had "bEttEr tHingS tO spEnd mY mOneY oN"

For fuck's sake Lunar -_-
You're lucky I love you

YOU LOVE ME BACK, RIGHT?

I mean... I guess it's okay if you don't. I know I'm just that annoying and clingy friend whom you're trying to get rid of.

Hehe guilt tripping-- I mean what

ANYWAY

I'm really sorry if you didn't like this birthday chapter. I know it might be rubbish but well uh, I did my best. I'm not good at making these b'day chapters because I don't usually make birthday chaps for anyone.
(Also I've had a terrible day today so my creativity level is.. down)

But I really wanted to do it for you because you make everyone's birthdays so amazing and I just wanted you to experience that feeling everyone else gets when they see that you've uploaded a birthday chapter for them.

So yeah
Have a great birthday, my favourite Lunar
Eat loads of food and cake

See ya in DMs, I have something for you ;)