Damian- "Grayson I demand you to inform me of our location" *sneers*

Dick- *puts an arm around demon childs shoulder* "Don't know baby bird, mabye we got kidnapped."

Damian- "tt, like I didn't think of that, I would remember if we got kidnapped."

Jason- *appears out of nowhere and falls from the sky landing on Damian* "ungmm, what did you do know demon brat."

Damian- *struggles underneath Jason's body* "Get off me Todd, I had no part in this scheme."

Dick- *sighs and rubs eyes* " Jason get up, we need to figure out where we are."

Tim- * walks up calmly from out of nowhere* " I thought it would be obvious."

Damian- *glares at Tim while finnally pushing Jason of of him* " Well Drake if you are well informed of our
dilemma than tell us immediately."

Tim- *glares back* "Why would I help you demon brat, you don't even have the capacity to say please."

Damian- *scowls* "I find it beneath me to show respect to you, replacement."

Tim- *starts running at Damian* "You littl-"

Dick- *grabs Tim's arm and holds him back* " quit it, both of you we need to find out where we are." * Turns to Tim and raises an eyebrow* "Well"

Tim- *sighs* " We're in the fanf"

Random- * appears from behind and cuts Tim off* "Your in the fanfiction universe"

Dick/Damian/Jason- *Glance at each other and stare blankly at Random.*
"The what?"

Random- *sighs and turns to Tim* "See this is why your my favorite."

Damian- *pouts adorably* "Why is Drake your most favored"

Random- *bites lip and groans* "Maybe it is you Damian, your too dam adorable."

Damian- *sneers* "I am not adorable, I am the heir to the League of Shadows, an assassin, the living death, I am-"

Random- *squeals* "So adorable!!"

Dick- "Why are we here?"

Jason- *chuckles* "Oh you're just mad because she didn't call you adorable."

Random- *shrugs* " Your all adorable, even Mr dead-alive over here.

Jason- "I'm going to ignore that comment"

Random- *smirks* "Fine with me, I just wish you wore spandex like the rest of your bam-fam" *teleports behind him and whispers in his ear* "leaves nothing to the imagine, little wing."

Jason- *splutters*

Damian- *turns to Dick* "What did she say to Todd?"

Dick- "to young baby bird, to young."

Tim- "I'm assuming that you're here so we can do your disclaimer, correct?"

Random- *nods and jumps up and down excitedly* "yrp, I love to right batfamily fluff."

Jason- "What exactly is fanfiction?"

Random- " Oh Jason, so innocent, so blissful, you do not want to know."

Dick- *scoffs* "Oh so innocent."

Damian- " I still do not understand what is happening."

Tim- "just listen to her, you will never get out of it if she tells you." *shakes head* "So many flames."

Random- "There wouldn't be flames if you were a decent writer."

Damian- "Grayson inform me on these words, what are their meaning."

Dick- *shakes head* "I'm as lost as you are baby bat."

Random- "just do the disclaimer Tim, I promise I won't write any inter bam-fam ships, it's just fluffy, Random's fluffy."

Tim- *sighes* "Fine, Random does not own any of these characters, thankfully, she only owns the godawful plot."

Jason- "God help us all"

Damian- "I am still perplexed by her and Drakes colloquialisms."

Dick- "Lets hope she never meets Stephanie."

Bruce- "Why do I have the urge to say 'I'm Batman' in a low husky voice?"

Dick/Tim/Damian/Jason- *stare at Bruce*

Damian- "Where did father come from?"

Tim- "This is fanfiction, the laws of physics do not apply."

Dick- "were screwed, aren't we."

Tim- "like a twisted peice of metal."

Bruce- *stares blankly* " I'm Batman"